Bikini Heaven

Sometimes it's difficult to make a differentiation between chicks in swimwear or underwear, but it's never any real problem for the males of the species because we like looking at them wearing both. I miss summer :(

Human Rockets

I guess the army's budget isn't as big as it should be after all.

Batman Vs. Superman

Not one punch is thrown, but if it's a battle of words then it looks like Bats might just have the edge.

Tears For Bieber

Are you happy now Justin? Are you? This little kid is crying salt tears because of your inability to win at the Grammys. What kind of a sick twisted individual are you? Don't cry for Bieber, kid. His music career's already dead (hopefully).

Nothing Can Rival the Jumping Cat

Not only does jumping cat like to jump, but he likes to jump most awesomely indeed.

What Does a $295 Burger Taste Like?

The world's most expensive burger will inevitably results in one of the world's most expensive turds, but just what is in a meat pattie and bun to make it cost $295? The restaurant serving it is NYC's Serendipity and 2 Chainz goes to taste this 24K gold dusted burger.

So, this is what Jesus would do...

En-lightening Experience

Drunk college kids freak out while nearly burning down their house. That's what I call a weekend!

Why boys need parents?

Have you ever heard someone some boy said that he can live on his own, and he doesn’t need his parents anymore?

Festo - AirPenguin - WTF!?

Hide yah wife, hide yaaah kids! It's a frikkin' autonomous floating AirPenguin! They look peaceful now but just wait until the technological singularity when they run out of robot fish and they turn on humanity and start to steal our homes and float them off into space.