Fat Kid Swing FAIL!

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

She really knows how to work that thing! As far as on air faux pas go, this one is a doozy. Sticking something fairly phallic looking in your mouth while working it rhythmically with your hand is always going to raise an eyebrow.

You might think that horses are big and dumb and only worthy of being ground up and put into cheapo supermarket burgers, but it turns out they're pretty clever, or at least, this one is! Dude is a regular Houdini!

The Pirates Of The Caribbean movies are long, mostly boring and way overstayed their welcome. BUT, don’t worry because you can avoid them while still pretending to your peers that you’ve watched every single minute.

Where the cities are paved with freedom and the national sport is grand theft auto. You might think the audio quality is good while watching Wildest Police Chases. That's because you're not watching it, you're LIVING it. LOL.

Reporter covering sledders gets knocked right off his feet. -LOL

Well this is a unique if unusual way to play Mozart's Requiem, sung through the medium of helium - WTF?

Important things to remember at a party, especially after you have been drinking - You are NOT invincible! Great knockout, but I think I like the winner's look of genuine surprise at his KO the most.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Australian politician Bill Shorten gets caught out in an interview not knowing what his PM has said but flatly agreeing with whatever it might be. Impressive loyalty but staggering stupidity.