Worker Falls Into Oil Change Pit

First day on the job and as a car leaves the bay this guy figures out the fastest way to the bottom of the oil change pit.

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

When a calf gets stuck in a trench, one awesome guy stops riding his motorcycle and helps the little guy get home.

In order to get round not having the rights to the Dayton vs. Florida 'Elite Eight' matchup footage, Gainesville sports anchor Zach Aldridge reenacts the basketball highlights in the studio—it's just like you were there!

Some clips from AFV, cats take home the gold. -LOL

What a year it’s been - How could we have not come this far without hearing such immortal words such as “EAT the poo-poo!”, “Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber??!”, “Gingers have souls!”, “Double rainbow all the way!”

They might not be able to jump but as this seriously jammy reporter illustrates, they can swoosh one in from the halfway line just fine. Unless this is a sneaky viral of course, but I doubt that.

This trailer parody from Thanks Mom Productions hilariously combines Chris Pratt's upcoming role in Jurassic World and his role as the lovable Andy Dwyer on NBC's Parks and Recreation.

Middle age men swinging swords in a mock dungeon with music over the top? There’s nothing you can dislike about this video—nothing. Marvel as they stab a metal barrel in a car park, just like real heroes.

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really!

OM NOM NOM. If you thought shredding machines were just for paper I've got some news for you. Some crazy genius has gone and made one that will devour a refrigerator whole.