Wub Wub Wub

Ever wanted to know the lyrics to a Skilrex tune? Ever even wanted to listen to one? You answer to both of those is probably "no", but just in case you were interested in what the hell was being said, here it is in a language all its own.

Mr MothBall

Jump from platform to platform to eat the purple blobs and go on to the next level, but watch out for the little red moths.

Patrick Ewing Jr. behind-the-back dunk

Bad representation of the United States

Our girls look a lot better than this nasty thing! I'm serious!

Wake the F**K Up

All you really need to know about this video is that it has Samuel L. "Muthaf*cking" Jackson in it. The fact that it's aimed at the electorate to wake up and vote -- and not for Romney because he's a moron -- is a bonus. Listen to Samuel he knows best.

Kissin on the kissing point

Well isn't that just cute. Do you get arrested if you don't kiss on the circle?

Fotoshop by Adobe

Look like crap but want to pretend to the world that you look like a goddess because society's beauty standards are hyperreal and ridiculous? Then Fotoshop can help you! This commercial isn't real but it's very true. So it kinda is...

Fat Kid Stuck in Swing

Somehow i reckon this kid will NEVER go near a swing again - Butter got him into this mess, they should use butter to get him out. God i'm glad I'm not a kid in this day and age, all your embarrassing moments caught on camera.

I took this picture at Damons' this drunk guy had toilet paper hanging from his ass and if you notice the paprs wet on the bottom

Can you help me find my ear?

The harshest case of hearing loss you'll ever see