You Want Engrish Lesson?

Even Japanese ladies of the night need to learn the tricks of their trade. And just how to they do that? Why, just like the rest of us, they watch instructional videos. From watching this, Toshi sounds like one lucky guy.

I Want To Kiss You!

Currently one of my favourite dreams, two girls meet across a crowded room, move towards each other, remove any unwanted clothing and then lock lips and swap saliva - it usually ends with both them offering to make me a sammich!

'I Want One Of These!'

Please let me take one, i'm not fussy, any of them will do, honest! If only life was that simple, walking up to a beautiful chicks and saying 'I'll take you please' and that was all there was to it. DAMN :(

I Want...

Holy crap, talking cats! This is it, the end days are here. We'll never hear the end of them demanding to be the single object of our affections and attention. Next thing you know they'll be walking on two legs.

'I Want Sum Buttsecks With You'

How to approach this tricky question, maybe you could send her some roses & champagne with a little note. You certainly don’t want to write it on a billboard or ask your local radio station to pop the question. Or just play her this.

Superheros You'd Want To Rescue You

Now these are the kind of costumed crusaders you would want around to save you from peril. Lets face it, it's a dangerous would out there and you'd need them close 24/7, even when you went to bed. Just to be 100% sure.

All I Want For Xmas Is.......

PLEASE GOD!!! There are millions of cute chicks on the planet, all i am asking for this year is just one (or maybe two) of them to unwrap on Xmas morning, i've been a very good boy this year - Honest!?

I Want A Bendy Babe

So supple, I want one. In fact I'm going to put it down on my Xmas list as the only thing I want from Santa is Monica, I could lose days playing with a toy like this. I hope my gf doesn't mind me asking for it, maybe she would like to play as well?

‘I Want Sum Butt Secks!’ – KT Tatara

How to approach this tricky question, maybe you could send her some roses and champagne with a little note. You certainly don’t want to write it on a billboard or scratch it in sand, or ask your local radio station to pop the question. Or just play her this.

You Want A BJ?

I hate chicks, they are all endowed with the power of mind control - It's the sure fire way for a woman to win any arguement, all the have to do it put this thought into your mind and you will do what ever they say. FACT!

Alizee - I WANT You!

The amazing Corsican cutie is back & getting herself very wet after waay too many enquiries about her most intimate details, facts i wouldn't know unless i was married to her (*SIGH). So sit back, relax & droool over the cutest pop singer on the planet :)

'50 Women Over 60' Men Should Want To F@#K

What sort of sick degenerate mind would come up with a list like this? Mega-cougars, it's where it's at. Helen Mirren? Yep. Susan Sarandon? Hell yeah. Goldie Hawn? Just say the word sugar tits. Go grab yourself a gran, and experience experience.

I Want A Bendy Blonde!

This is pretty astonishing stuff, just look how supple this girl is. It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Isn't the human body just amazing. Now if she wasn't wearing a leotard we could really get some insight into...her.

I Want to EAT You!

Lets face it, there's no reason at all to be afraid of a million alligators - Because only ONE of them is going to eat you. The teeth-with-bodies overrun a swamp at state park and they are getting kinda hungry....For human flesh - WTF!?!

"But I Don't Want To Turn Black!"

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

I want to be like superman

Herbert Chavez, a 35-year-old Filipino, since 1995, has undergone numerous plastic surgeries to look like the most legendary Superman.

Epic Wheel of Fortune FAIL

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

Wheel of Fortune Fail

Iron puzzle Indeed. What a tool

Epic Wheel of Fortune FAIL!

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

Wheel Of Fortune Solved With One Letter

"Congratulations, Caitlin, on your exemplary performance on Wheel of Fortune. Unfortunately, MENSA can not accept you at this time. Please apply again after answering a question on Jeopardy."

NO Bullshit

obvious?

I Don't Want My Pizza Burning

If SOPA or Pipa or any one of thise pesky acts gets put through congress then it'll be the end of beautiful madness like this. Is that what people really want? IS IT? No, the last thing the world needs is to see the back of pizza burning videos.

All I Want For Christmas – HMS OCEAN

Nothing says it’s Christmas like the crew of HMS Ocean singing the Mariah Carey Christmas classic, draped in tinsel, dressed as presents, sitting on the toilet — it doesn’t matter what they do.

You Know You WANT A Toyota Corolla

Ever lusted after an awesome road vehicle? Of course you have, you just didn't realise what it was you wanted though. You will after watching this natural born salesman at work. It's the car of your dreams. Honest.

Real Life Mechanoid - WANT!

And so it begins... This awesome robot is like an extension of yourself, just like when Ripley gets in that metal crane in Aliens and beats down the Queen B. That could be you, fighting off hordes of alien beasts. I, for one, welcome etc, etc...

Congress Want to Break the Interwebs

PROTECT-IP is a new bill that is working its slimy way through congress and gives The Man the ability to censor the web, all in the name of protecting creativity. What!? Meaning they can shut down sites whenever they feel like it--they must be stopped.

Liquid Replant - Total WANT!

Prepare to witness awesome! Sometimes science can be really cool and amaze you. The slime can be applied to any surface and material and will repel any liquid that touches. Think. No more dirty clothes.

I Want One Of These For Xmas

So supple, I want one. In fact I'm going to put it down on my Xmas list as the only thing I want from Santa is Monica, I could lose days playing with a toy like this. I hope my gf doesn't mind me asking for it, maybe she would like to play as well?

Want to Take it to the Next Level?

When you’re a couple and you really love each other, then it’s OK to take things to the next level. Don’t be afraid or feel ashamed, it’s the most natural thing in the world. However, just how many levels are there?