Near Death Experience

If you have a near death experience then don't go telling your girl about it or your life could be over - WTF!?!

It starts out looking a little hokey, but by the end of it I was totally ready to buy the laserman T-Shirt. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! It will come as no surprise that this guy works for Disney. Awesome stuff.

Some pretty creative bounces in this trick shot compilation, and aren't these videos always great to watch when you're hungover?

The Asads are an Australian family known for their bad behavior, and Michael protects that reputation with his fists.

If you're diabetic, look away now. This is the most sickly sweet video you will ever see. a bundle of British Shorthair kittens wrapped in a towel mewing gently for their mother. So goddamn cute.

You might think that insults will just rolloff them like water off a duck's back, but some of them hurt. They cut deep. Except the ones about Bieber, he has no soul and as such he can't feel human emotions.

A parody of Justin Bieber and Sean Kingston's hit song Eenie Meenie. It may be a parody, but I find it a lot more entertaining than anything Justin has done.....Or will ever do!

This poor dude gets dropped with a direct hit to the balls. Now I know this hurts but I am not sure I could ever be in enough pain that it would be ok for my trainer to massage it to make it feel better.

Baby's first words can be a wonderful thing, something to record on video and play to proud grandparents and relatives, it's pure magic. However, sometimes it just doesn't come out as you intended.

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

Something tells me this might not be the real Superman. He's not wearing his usual spandex and he's not speaking English. Still, it's a pretty good party trick and this guy really commits to the role.