Subtle Movie Shirts

A selection of quality tees that hint at movies through companies associated with them. If you're not a cinephile then most of these will probably go completely over your head. If not, head to lastexittonowhere.com for more!

Short-sighted Stunners

Not having 20:20 vision might be a disadvantage in some ways but it's won't stop you from being blazing hawt, as any of these optically impaired turbo babes will demonstrate. There really is something about a gal in glasses.

Oil Spill Sirens

This collective of beautiful beachwear sporting sirens are doing their bit for the environment and all those BP oil spills by covering themselves in the slippery stuff & looking ridiculously cute. At least I think that's what they're doing?

Oculus Rift Sex Simulator

Who else but the Japanese could turn the Occulus Rift headset into a working sex simulator, combined with a few other components, like an avatar performing sex acts and a "masturbation sleeve."

Pay attention... Or the naughty Teacher will teach you a lesson

Dirty Sanchez Cookies

Not only are they delicious, but educational as well!

The Escapist

Official Website: http://www.escapistthemovie.com/
Release Date: April 25th 2008 at all UK cinemas

Frank Perry is a lifer; in prison for the rest of his natural born days. He’s never had a problem with that: he did the crime; he’ll do the time. Until now. He receives a letter telling him that his only and much loved daughter is critically ill following an overdose. He knows that he must see her and to do that he’ll have to escape. But he can’t do it alone. A motley crew of younger associates are assembled to enact his plan: Lenny Drake, Brodie and Viv Baptista. As they prepare to break out Frank’s focus is distracted by the arrival of a young con James Lacey – a reminder of days long lost. As the new kid on the block Lacey also attracts the sadistic attention of Tony, the drug-addict brother of wing-king Rizza. Personality conflicts puts the escape in jeopardy and Frank is forced to find the energy and courage of the man he one was.

How Not To Kiss

Your first Frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts from a master(?) and make sure you don't screw it up. Although come to think of it, he does look kinda gay.

Retarded Animal Babies 18

RAB is back with a drug-induced, mind-blitzkrieging romp!

Wolverine In 30 Seconds

It's nice to know that there is a way to watch a movie without parting with your hard earned $$$.