Lucky to be Alive

This guy is literally feet away from getting hit by lightning. Gotta admit, that would be pretty damn scary.

The TSA rap almost makes up for the shittyness of an airport

Note how I said ALMOST

Tito Ortiz almost thrown out of UFC84 post fight press conf!

almost too poor to cook ramen.

almost too poor to cook ramen.

Rollerblader almost breaks his Elbow

I love how this dudes friend just keeps laughing instead of helping him. what a dick.

ahhhh id prolly do the same thing. :P

Almost As Beautiful As Me

This what I'm talking about, a super sexy song featuring the raw talents of White Gold and the beautiful Strawberry Summers making music that's sweeter than a sugar-coated kitten.

"GET DA WATR!!!" (with scores)

OH SH#T. OH GAWD JESUS. JESUS. JESUS. LAWD JEZUSSS!!! This guy is what you might call a little freaked out by the events taking place in this video. He takes the lord's name in vain so many times you'd think he was going for some kind of record.

Finland scores through the net / 11 May 2008

The referee approves the goal. After the match IIHF decided to suspend the video referee of the game for the rest of the tournament.

Illustrations which are almost live

Ben Heine spent many years of graphic exploration, artistic experience and his very own vision of the world have led him to this very singular style that you’re invited to discover in this website.

Giant Crab almost circumcises guy

That'll teach you not to sit on a damn crab...

Close Call for Skater

Skater comes ripping down a hill and nearly nearly dies as he slams into an oncoming car

Russian jet shoots Georgian drone © Reuters

She Shoots! She Scores!

Well, if these girls had a soccer team then I think I'd take a much greater interest in the 'beautiful' game. But I suppose that's why we've got volleyball, so we can stare at hot chicks in minimal clothes.

Driver Almost Crushed While Changing Tire

A very lucky driver suffers only a bruised leg when a car slams into his truck as he tries to change its tire - OMG!

Thief Shoots Himself In The Nuts!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business.

Baby Shoots Father with Gun

Why the hell would you give your 2 year old kid a handgun

Thief Shoots Himself In The Nuts!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

Tim McGraw Almost Fist Fights Fan

Rally Car Almost Backflips After Jump

Both the driver and passenger may need to make a quick pit stop after this so they can change their underwear. All that is needed to avoid this would be an in-car rest room!

Camera Man Almost Crushed by Flipping Car

Even though they have an incredibly dangerous job, at least race cameramen don't have boring days at work.

Rally Car Almost Backflips After Jump

Both the driver and passenger may need to make a quick pit stop after this so they can change their underwear.

Kid Accidentally Shoots Dad's AK-47

Turn the 'Homie' dial down to zero & start worrying kid! Don't panic, your dad's the kind of guy who owns an AK-47. That means he'll 'probably' be very understanding about the destruction & you'll be able to sit down and discuss this like adults :(

Kid Accidentally Shoots Dad's AK-47

Turn the 'Homie' dial down to zero & start worrying kid! Don't panic, your dad's the kind of guy who owns an AK-47. That means he'll 'probably' be very understanding about the destruction & you'll be able to sit down and discuss this like adults :(

Kid Accidentally Shoots Dad's AK-47

Turn the 'Homie' dial down to zero & start worrying kid! Don't panic, your dad's the kind of guy who owns an AK-47. That means he'll 'probably' be very understanding about the destruction & you'll be able to sit down and discuss this like adults :(

Hot Blonde Babe Scores With Construction Worker

Wow this is like Weird Science all over again. But seriously what could go wrong with taking the perfect face and putting it on the perfect body?

Sarah Palin Shoots a Caribou

Maybe it's a metaphor for her Democrat opponents or president Obama, maybe it's her own political career, roaming free & wild until she shoots herself (probably in the foot) with r-tarded comments that make George Bush sound like King f#cking Solomon!

Rally Car Driver Almost Loses Head

A rally car driver crashes his car at a high speed and a large wooden pole goes through his windshield and misses his head by inches. I think 'uh-oh' might of understated it a tad.

Uhhh . . . You Almost Done ?

Webcomic. Sex can be exhausting.Pace yourself.
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He Hoops, He Scores!

Kevin Garnett may be tall enough to slam dunk that ball in the hoop, but can he kick it? Beckham can!

FPS Russia Shoots Helicopter

When the undead rise from the graves to consume the flesh of the living, this is the man you want to be hanging out with. Not only has he got an arsenal that could take out a small country, the man knows how tom use it too.