Need Massage Advice?

Sure the advice might all be in Spanish, but let's be realistic here, you're not here for the advice, are you? You're here to see these two cute masseuses massage each other and if you pick up any tips in the process, bonus.

Cheapest deskchair ever

Don't work at this company...they're cheap.

Jaws 19

There's been quite a few Jaws movies over the years, but the question you have to ask yourself is: has there been enough? These guys don't seem to think so, especailly if we are ever to see the arrival of the Hoverboard from Back to the Future become a reality - so they've come up with a few more ideas for some more sequels to get it upto the magical '19' mark.

Skydivers Slip 'N Slide From 5,000ft

Experienced jumper Niklas Daniel and his fellow jumper Brianne Thompson leap out of a DHC-6 Twin Otter as it cruised over Arizona, USA, landing 5,000ft of a slip n' slide to cool off.

pimped ride (its all cardboard)

Eater of Men

Usually the term 'man-eater' is used to refer to a woman who goes through men like a teenager does tissues, but this one is actually scary and it wouldn't be surprising if she did, literally, gobble men up.

First Woman On The Moon - WTF?

She is not only a woman but she must be blonde too! I like how the first man on there landed about 40 years before the first woman, but it isn't a race so don't worry you losers!

Robo Slug 2

The deadly slugger returns to battle the alien invaders!

Nick Offerman "Rainbow Song"

Some men write wonderfully romantic ballads for their wives, some write poems and dedicate novels to them. Nick Offerman shows the love by singing a filthy ditty about BJs, buttsecks, and cooking up some crack.

Drink Milk

This is a great way to instill fear into your family!