Monster Baby

Keep it away!

Showing Off the Girlfriend

Hey everyone, check out my hot babe!

Guy had too much fun last night

Let me out!

No baby freedom for you!

Babys First Baby

Why the hell do we want a baby to have a baby? Insane!

Baby's got a back up mommy

Pretty sure that's daddy's backup, not for the baby

Drunk and stoned family offers carwash kid their baby for $30

That's what everyone wants, to BUY a used baby. They're cheaper to make yourself, yanno.

Learn to cook EVERYTHING with this book

Looks like it'll be a tasty meal!

Pregnant Jamie Lynn speaks out

Somehow, I don't think she's old enough to be a mother, but it's still funny

Train cars actually fitted with those messed up warnings

They mean something completely different than what you'd think..

Baby beer shopping

That kid drinks the good stuff.

Cheeky Girls for Xmas!

Mommy forgot to pick up her kid

You'd think someone would have noticed by now..

Sunday Morning

ahhahaha this little baby had a lot of work during the night!

Baby's first playboy

Learning all about boobies at a young age!

E-Trade baby is the best superbowl commercial hands down

This commercial had my party in stitches, so I had to put it up. Great stuff.

Best ever laughing baby

Bye bye, baby

My god, I hope someone caught that kid!

Red ringing xbox makes baby cry

All that kid wanted was to play some Call of Duty!

28 inch mother gives birth to an 18 inch baby

Now that HAD to have hurt.

BABY DIAPER MOUSTACHE

What happens when a radio host jokingly dares listeners to show up with a diaper full of baby shit? Unfortunately, someone is bound to show up with one. In this case, it was comedian Rich Vos, whose baby daughter had JUST taken a fresh, green, awful-smelling baby dump in her li'l diaper. Since Opie is a man of his word, he covered his upper lip in baby crap, which not only made HIM throw up, but made Vos, Bob Kelly, and the rest of the Opie and Anthony Show staff vomit as well.

The making of a baby cake

After this was done...would you dare to stick a knife into it to slice it up?

Incredible baby sings Hey Jude

I have this strange feeling this kid is going to be a star some day.

Terrible mother sells her baby for $850 to cover rent

What's she going to do for the next month? She can't have that many kids to sell!

Maid caught abusing baby on security cam

They won't be using her jail-headed ass to clean their house anymore!

Kermit loves abortions

Tasty, and good for him too!

Kid leaks on his dad's back

Keeping him cool in that hot son is pissy work

What a cute baby!

I'd give it back, personally.

Soldier stops in a pretty 'pissy' place

It cleaned off that helmet, though!

Wait..something is wrong here

What a wonderful surprise on such a happy day!