WHAT THE FCUK!!!!!!!

How the hell is this fat, bald, pasty, hair mother funker getting more hot ass than i am? Lucky bastard.

He Fought The Law And The Law Lost

This guy sounded like he had a pretty solid argument going with the cops but finally decided that he was faster than both of them and took off. Sad the cops only made it 10 steps before giving up.

What you can't see is the sign once you get to Sue that says 'to treat herpes.'

And the Pole Dancer Goes Down

I wonder what happens to your money once you have put it in her panties then she falls off the pole? I would like to think you get it back really.

Butters - What What In The Butt? (Asshole) (HQ)

The Apology Bot-3000

Finally!! the answer to our prayers, a sure fire 'Get outta Sh#t Free Card' The Apology Bot. Now, no matter the sin she'll be back to loving you anyway and making you a sandwich in no time flat. Sheer Brilliance!

DNC Protest! And the time is....

This has gotta be one of the funniest displays of police authority ive seen in a long time.

Why Am I In Water What The F Is That

Pissed off flasher

That's what he think of TV News! and he hates being disturbed when he is in his bath!!!

Dr. Rockzo The Rock and Roll Clown

From Metalocalypse on adult swim.

Hot and seductive webcam girl Jasmine "I like the way you move" sexy, amateur video clip.

Hot and seductive webcam girl Jasmine videos. "I like the way you move" sexy, amateur video clip.

Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis - Subtitled

hot dj

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"

Pork and Beans - Weezer - Featuring all the internet celebs

Enjoy

Shot to the head and Nuts

I decided to declare today, Shots in the Nuts day. 5 Clips ranked 1 to 5 on pain factor. :)

Louisiana Smith and the Bastard Son

Nothing can stop the ageless Louisiana Smith — not savages, not ninjas, not even arthritis.

Splashed and Antiqued While on the Phone!

It's a work of art - College kid gets OWNED!

How Hot Girls Use The ATM

There should be obstacles for hot girls to climb over when ever they have to use and atm so you get to have a good look at their ass. Its just how it should be!

The Hawt Turkish Lynx Affect

Wow even lynx works in the smelliest of countries, that stuff really is powerful. You could make work peace with it!

How To Have Lovin In The Office

Well any old fool can get some nookie in the office but you have to be a skilled lover in you dont want to get busted. And this is how you do it everyone so pay attention!

Teen Looks Hot Below The Belt

Life, as seen from a warm, fuzzy, moist place, it´s not a perspective we´re used to seeing from as men.

Spot The Bull

Desmond is a real bull, wandering around a real field, enjoying himself. It's your job to guess exactly where in that field he's going to wander to next. Sounds insane? It is! But it's also great, simple fun.

The Coolest Game Ever Invented

This might very well be the coolest game ever invented and if they are looking for more players I'm in.

The Gas-Powered La-Z-Boy

Thanks to American engineering, the La-Z-Boy becomes that much lazier. Happy Memorial Day!

Hank The Singing Bottle

Hank the Singing Bottle has something in common with the Governor of California, he'll be back!

The Best Pilot Ever

Now you might have heard stories about pilots landing in bad weather conditions, on icy run ways and crap like that. But once you've watched this they all pale into insignificance.

Take One For The Team

Damn man! I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. This seems much easier.

The Breasts Scouts Ever

These little guys only want to help the community and the way to do that is screening from breast cancer. Wow they're such do gooders i might have to give them a hand.

Paris Hilton Returns From THE FUTURE

She can't see sh*t captain and she's come from the future to find a new best friend! Or maybe she has just come from Lady Gaga's crib, you decide.