the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

The Perfect Gift For A Perfect Girl

If your misses is a moaning old trout who wont let you get a word in edge ways then this has to be the perfect gift for her. Only problem is i think it is kind of illegal. Oh well.

Romace For The Babes

Girls love it when you are romantic but you dont want to be caught doing that sappy crap out in public or even at your crib so be like this instead and they'll get over it.

Take One For The Team

Damn man! I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. This seems much easier.

Gemma Atkinson's Built For The Beach

She may be a talentless fame hungry airhead, but damn, she looks fine in a bikini! Hopefully one day she'll build up the courage to get it off...

Romace For The Babes

Girls love it when you are romantic but you dont want to be caught doing that sappy crap out in public or even at your crib so be like this instead and they'll get over it.

Prayers For Bobby - Premieres Jan 24th at 9pm/8c on Lifetime

Academy Award nominee and Golden Globe winner Sigourney Weaver stars in this emotional true story about a 1970s religious suburban housewife and mother who struggles to accept her young son Bobby being gay. What happens to Bobby is tragic and causes Mary to question her faith; ultimately this mom changes her views in ways that she never could have imagined. Premiering Saturday January 24th at 9pm/8c on Lifetime.

Prayers For Bobby - Next Saturday at 9pm/8c on Lifetime

Academy Award nominee and Golden Globe winner Sigourney Weaver stars in this emotional true story about a 1970s religious suburban housewife and mother who struggles to accept her young son Bobby being gay. What happens to Bobby is tragic and causes Mary to question her faith; ultimately this mom changes her views in ways that she never could have imagined. Premiering Saturday January 24th at 9pm/8c on Lifetime.

Prayers For Bobby - Premieres Next Saturday at 9pm/8c on Lifetime

Academy Award nominee and Golden Globe winner Sigourney Weaver stars in this emotional true story about a 1970s religious suburban housewife and mother who struggles to accept her young son Bobby being gay. What happens to Bobby is tragic and causes Mary to question her faith; ultimately this mom changes her views in ways that she never could have imagined. Premiering Saturday January 24th at 9pm/8c on Lifetime.

Get Out The Beer Goggles

Funny Beer Ad from those ever funny folks in the Great White North, the lesson here? ..sometimes not all is what it appears to be,when in doubt consult your moose and lof course, drink more beer and it won't really matter.

Get out the razor, we have a major case of back hair

Hell, you might need a hedge trimmer for this!

The Race Comes To WWE Raw! Monday, April 21, 2008

Kid Scares the crap out of his Uncle

The best time to do this, is when someone falls asleep in a car.

Try it. It's fun

Mascot scares the crap out of fans

Bookie's Kick the crap out of a Gambler

Always pay your bookie, or this is what happens to your face

Who let the dogs out?

No seriously, who let these fat ass hoes out?

Ron Paul Hits it out of the Park on CNN American Morning

A Fall Out Boy Concert of EPIC Proportions - Dec 16th 9pm | 8c

Attention all Fall Out Boy fans: Fuse has an early X-mas present just for you! The boys are launching their new album, Folie a Deux, with a face melting live concert, and we're giving you a front row seat to the fun! Tune in Tues, Dec 16, at 9PM ET|PT , for a full hour of Fall Out Boy live concert goodness featuring a sneak peek at their new album, including the hit single "I Don't Care".

Colonista: My Search for the World's Best Colon Cleaning

One woman's quest to find the best colon cleaning recipe on earth.

Huge Truck Drives Car off the Road

This is what happens when you don't signal. Watch what happens when car gets clipped from behind by this idiot truck driver.

Linkin Park - Leave out all the Rest

LP 4 LYFE!

Beware The Damsel In Distress

It's one of our most primal of instincts, to want to come to the rescue of some beautiful women when she most needs a hero. Well this video may make you think twice about being the hero the next time you see a hot chick stranded on a country road

South Park Tackles The Economy

Why the powers that be didn't see the answer here all along is a mystery. The economy goes in the crapper, we need some heroes to save us all from a food stamp collecting, cat food eating misery, who else but South Park for the job?

The Dirt Nap Olympics - WTF?

Ok, the basic concept seems simple enough, nothing new, High divers being judged on their performance. Only with this competition I just can't seem to figure out what the 'winner' actually 'Wins'... Seriously, WTF?

WHAT THE FCUK!!!!!!!

How the hell is this fat, bald, pasty, hair mother funker getting more hot ass than i am? Lucky bastard.

The Hannah Banana Show

We love Hannah for her uber sexiness but we love her just as much for her inner dork, thinking about it, that almost makes her the perfect woman, a sexy she geek cam girl.. WoW!

Huge Speaker on small bike

Adriana The Slacker

She sneaks out of class and gives us a free preview of what happens in her sexy room

Charlie Chaplin In The Matrix

The Matrix re-imagined as a silent film from the early part of the 20th century starring that little tramp, no not Jean Harlow but Charlie Chaplin. I'd like to see a version of The Matrix starring Charlie Brown, the cartoon equivalent of fail.

Babe Gets Beer To The Head

Its all going so well when your team score then it can all go so wrong again so quickly. I love the way her fella just laughs at her the shrugs. Hahahaha!