You suck at Photoshop #8

More tips about graphic design from this foul-mouthed teacher

You suck

You suck at Photoshop #4

More quick tips from a condescending asshole that uses Photoshop

Gross giant slug slugging it's way down an arm

It's crazy enough that these things can grow to be this huge, but to have it sucking on your arm? Nasty.

House's asshole

Don't get sucked into this big, black, gaping abyss!

for sadomasochistic woman

for sadomasochistic woman

Tiny Octopus

Just imagine this little guy sucking on your eyeball

Arab work

Arab work

Go Priest Go

He's doing his godly work

Banana Girl

Girls everywhere are showing off their hot deep throating capabilities

Wheat Doughnut

That news team forgot to check out the fine print on that ad - hah!

the airbag

the airbag

the solution it is the money

the solution it is the money

Suck My News: The Return of Philip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

Instead of running, this dog loves getting vacuumed

Pets normally run away, but this is one weird dog with one weird vacuum fetish

Stick shift fellatio

That car is having the time of it's life

Cat Vac Catapult II

Don't let the poor kitties fall to their doom!

BBQ-ish Cop

Bbqbeefburgerman fights crime in this action packed movie!

Tornado gets a little too close for comfort

These filmmakers risk all for a close up shot at a high powered twister

the French street

the French street

the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Chicken Catcher

Watch as the poor helpless chickens get sucked up into the machine. Oh well, chicken sandwiches are great!

Suck It

Yummy!

Sucked Into a Drain

This unlucky guy got the job of unclogging a drain...with scary results!

Practice

Just getting her mouth ready for later, practice makes perfect

Quick Drinker

This guy can slam down a bottle of drink in 4 seconds. Damn.

Milk Chick

She loves milk so much she gets it right from the cow

Squishy Face

Pretty impressive how much he can suck that face in

Public BJ

People are getting pretty ballsy about sucking dick outside in public

Deep Throat Microphone

Little bit of an oral fixation?