Chicks dig big rocks.

Ditzy blonde teaches guitar

If there were an award for the "worst teacher on earth" this would be it.

Vines of the Week

Start your week off as you mean to go on, by watching compilation clips of people doing silly things instead of doing all those you said you were going to do to your spouse/partner/mom/dad/boyfriend/girlfriend/boss - delete as appropriate.

Crazy for Beautiful

She's the hottest thing on earth, and everyone wants her no matter what

Ben Hur - Chariots Of FAIL

Nothing like runaway horses to strike fear into the hearts and minds of the populace, the only thing that would make it worse is if they were fire breathing, flaming-mane devil horses! Where's the zombie corpse of Charlton Heston when you need it?

Festo - AirPenguin - WTF!?

Hide yah wife, hide yaaah kids! It's a frikkin' autonomous floating AirPenguin! They look peaceful now but just wait until the technological singularity when they run out of robot fish and they turn on humanity and start to steal our homes and float them off into space.

Girl tea-bags drunk guy

I'd pretend to be drunk and put my tongue out. Then the tables would definitely be turned.

The Car That Can Do Everything

James Bond would sell England to the Ruskies to get his clammy gadget hands on this vehicle that can do so much it can't be explained in this small amount of space. For only $259,500 this racecar-chick magnet-boat-bike holder-killing machine is all yours.

Amazing Rubix Cube Kid

This kid is amazing, and solves the rubix cube in under a minute!

Looks Delicious

What is that, boiled intestine?