Why Pulling the Fire Alarm at the Gas Station is a Bad Idea

I had no idea this is how the system works at gas stations. This'll probably make you think twice before smoking a cigarette while filling your tank next time you're at the pump.

Dumb Woman Destroys Gas Station

Some idiotic woman accidentally reverses into the gas pump then when she goes to hit the brake she instead floors the accelerator.

Don't by gas from this ass!

It's a billboard that is causing a whole lot of controversy!

Pump Fire

That'll teach her to open and close her door like the sign says not to

Ember Reigns Lights it Up

The insanely hot Ember Reigns is showing some love here and as usual when seeing Embers vids, we're completely in lust.

Prepared

She's ready for what's coming

Gassy Kids

"Hun, have the kids been farting today?"

Wendys: Now hiring losers

At least they're being honest.

Jerk with a sign

It probably is a photoshop, but it's still very true and very funny

Asian Sign FAILS!

Time to get totally lost in translation. Either these establishments took Google Translate as gospel, or they were a victim of a western employee who'd just found out what his funky Asian tattoo really said!

Hockey fans are just the best

The best at being jerks!

Sign for Time / Day / Temperature in germany.

Pouring the Gas

Someone needs to stop being lazy and turn his car around

BMW vs Gas Pump

It appears the BMW won the epic battle

Gas = Shoot Yourself?

I don't know what this warning means, but that looks like a gun to the head in the 2nd pic.

Sign this guy up!

I want to take this kid into a boxing ring to make some cash. he obvioussly has no problem getting his head crushed

Slayer Christmas Lights Craziness

For those that are prone to seizures from flickering lights, you may want to take caution when viewing this. And for the rest of us, you may want to take caution when viewing this. And it's all set to the hard riffs of Slayer's "Raining Blood". Of course it is.

sign prank

This bike isn't going anywhere

Tied up to a..sign? Not too smart!

Do Not Block ...

Sort of suspicious-looking

Pumping

I guess that's what they do!

Idiot Runs From Police Straight Into A Police Station

This has to be the easiest bust in history!

Enveloops?

Someone in the sign printing store missed this one

You'll never get to work!

That sign is all full of truth!

Plane Crash

Guess they needed to stop for fuel.

Train cars actually fitted with those messed up warnings

They mean something completely different than what you'd think..

Kid Lights His Nose And Cries

It probably is better that he can't smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning brain cells.

Hilarious Sign Translations

These are actual signs seen around the world in non-english speaking countries.

Stayin Warm

Not the best way to keep your house warm, but eh, whatever works.

Diwali – Indian Festival of Lights

Diwali or Deepavali (Diwali, or Deepavali), which in Sanskrit means “fiery bunch” – the festival of lights, is celebrated throughout India and symbolizes the victory of light over darkness, good over evil.