Get Out The Beer Goggles

Funny Beer Ad from those ever funny folks in the Great White North, the lesson here? ..sometimes not all is what it appears to be,when in doubt consult your moose and lof course, drink more beer and it won't really matter.

How To Have Lovin In The Office

Well any old fool can get some nookie in the office but you have to be a skilled lover in you dont want to get busted. And this is how you do it everyone so pay attention!

The Curious Case of Forrest Gump

These movies seem.... quite similar, in that they're both horrible.

Get out of work free card!

Take a three day weekend - send your boss one of these little videos. It's a "newscast" of you getting saved by a cat, “eaten” by a street sweeper, or stuck on a Carnival ride! Simply enter in your name and a photo of your face, and VOILA - instant excuse from work! Even george w.'s getting in on the three day weekend:http://www.mikeshard.com/weekend/newsStory.php?id=MjIxNg==

Couple Get VERY Hot In The Kitchen

She seems into it to begin with but her temperature rises a little too mcuha nd sure enough she gets livid with her unlucky fella and the mood has been ruined.

Fan made Back To The Future spoof

You'll get a laugh or two out of this absurd back to the future re-hash made by some crazy fans

How To Get The Girl

Follow this chart boys and it's the only pie you'll be getting, apart from mom's apple variety.

Guacamole: Back to the Start

Apparently all it takes to be famous is a transvestite prostitute.

A Fall Out Boy Concert of EPIC Proportions - Dec 16th 9pm | 8c

Attention all Fall Out Boy fans: Fuse has an early X-mas present just for you! The boys are launching their new album, Folie a Deux, with a face melting live concert, and we're giving you a front row seat to the fun! Tune in Tues, Dec 16, at 9PM ET|PT , for a full hour of Fall Out Boy live concert goodness featuring a sneak peek at their new album, including the hit single "I Don't Care".

Bad back and still want to have sex - Try this

Chicago is Cool

Two Delorans in the same picture! What are the odds!

The Butterfly Effect

This is why it's essential for girls to keep the leg stubble at bay - cos it even makes buses into much safer places for the essential back seat make-out session ! It's the fundamental inter-connectedness of all things !

Ronnie Price Comes Flying Out of Nowhere for the Huge Block

How to Get the Girl

What a waste of perfectly good boobies.

Curious Kitty

Cats love getting into places where you don't really want a ton of cat hair!

Ron Paul Hits it out of the Park on CNN American Morning

Naked Teens On The Beach Get It On!!

Now this is what i want to see on a beach when i go there.

Kid Scares the crap out of his Uncle

The best time to do this, is when someone falls asleep in a car.

Try it. It's fun

The Hawt Turkish Lynx Affect

Wow even lynx works in the smelliest of countries, that stuff really is powerful. You could make work peace with it!

How Hot Girls Use The ATM

There should be obstacles for hot girls to climb over when ever they have to use and atm so you get to have a good look at their ass. Its just how it should be!

The ATV Joust Nutshot

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

The Flea - AWESOME!

If I mention more than body hair or famous people I'll be in severe danger of ruining this Classic joke. Mega star Dustin Hoffman entertains as always. Enjoy.

The Coolest Game Ever Invented

This might very well be the coolest game ever invented and if they are looking for more players I'm in.

Spot The Bull

Desmond is a real bull, wandering around a real field, enjoying himself. It's your job to guess exactly where in that field he's going to wander to next. Sounds insane? It is! But it's also great, simple fun.

Teen Looks Hot Below The Belt

Life, as seen from a warm, fuzzy, moist place, it´s not a perspective we´re used to seeing from as men.

THE CHICK FROM THE DOLLHOUSE NUDE ( NSFW )

Take One For The Team

Damn man! I always thought taking one for the team was where you ended up taking home the ugly girl of the group so your buddies could bang the hotties. This seems much easier.

The Best Pilot Ever

Now you might have heard stories about pilots landing in bad weather conditions, on icy run ways and crap like that. But once you've watched this they all pale into insignificance.

The Breasts Scouts Ever

These little guys only want to help the community and the way to do that is screening from breast cancer. Wow they're such do gooders i might have to give them a hand.

The Gas-Powered La-Z-Boy

Thanks to American engineering, the La-Z-Boy becomes that much lazier. Happy Memorial Day!