Genius affirmation 1

Accept your genius

Genius Affirmation 2

The truth about trolls.

Vista Fails at Voice Recognition

In their little demonstration, the voice recognition bombed way out.

Bill Gates owned by the guy who created Control-Alt-Delete

This guy unknowingly zings him really, really badly. Owch!

Ghetto lady hates the crap out of Miss Cleo

Damn, she is one pissed off ghetto bitch

Genius affirmation 3

The song of genius

Genius in C minor

So hot. Totally hot.

Dear Microsoft (an open letter by Dan Bull)

The cockney poet of the interwebs has a rant (rap) about the bane of all our computer lives: Microsoft. It took him a while, but anything's welcome when it comes to slagging off Mr Gates's tech. Get on that bandwagon.

Work Life Balance

Dueling Pianos of Freedom and Success. www.hey-genius.com

Work Life Balance

Dueling Pianos of freedom and success. www.hey-genius.com

Bill Gates compares Apple and Microsoft

He sums up the differences in their products and practices very nicely.

Microsoft Smartphone

Never one to be outdone by their cleverer and more ergonomically smarter rivals, Microsoft unveil a phone to compete with the ubiquitous iPhone. This is going to blow the iPhone away, if you want to stay ahead of the crowd, buy it NOW!!!

This lady is just pissed off about everything

Some people aren't happy, EVER.

Microsoft Word for Black people

Cute Bella Vista

There's good views and then there's good views. The type where you look out a window and see the splendour of the earth, and the type where you look at a hot chick and see the splendour of her worth.

Hawt Bella Vista

There's good views and then there's good views. The type where you look out a window and see the splendour of the earth, and the type where you look at a hot chick and see the splendour of her worth.

Fat Man Gets Upset About Diablo 3

This guy's sex life must be in single player mode, because he seems to be getting way too upset that Blizzard is ruining a game that they have'nt even released yet. Take a chill pill, in fact take a whole load of them and reassess my friend. Reassess.

Bills Other Job

Here's what would have happened if Bill Gates would have stayed in college!

vista 2007

vista 2007

Racist lady is curious about Obama

This guy isn't going to take this, he's so pissed off, wow..

the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Businessman flips out in the hotel lobby and starts going crazy

Wow, they need to shoot him with a tranquilizer gun or something

Xbox red rings at the Game Developers Conference

The 360 has a pretty bad failure rate for some, and even Microsoft can't get away from the problems, even with display units!

Southwest airlines responds about unruly passengers

Southwest, it's the beautiful place to fly!

Angry snake can't get through the glass to destroy it's prey

Lucky for the dude who keeps tapping to piss off his slithery friend

Clinton on the 9/11 conspiracy theories

In response to some hecklers, Clinton lays down the law. He's an angry man!

Drunk parrot isn't happy with a sign-wearing preacher

This wouldn't be different than any other weird argument, except for the weird parrot costume

Crazy man stops traffic by climbing on top of a bridge

10,000 cars backed up on the road...if this guy lives..he's dead.

Iconic Britain

It’s about time Churchill got replaced for a more up-to-date defining image of Britain – just as long as it’s not Simon Cowell !!!

Talk show host doesn't take any crap from anyone

Nobody pisses off this host, he'll mess you up!