Michael Mcdowell - Hard Crash at Texas qualifying 2008

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Ass-Tastic Alexis Texas !

Quite possibly the ultimate presentation of a female ass in as many different locations as possible - Let's face it we look at them so much ! It seems this cutie knows what her strengths are, and she isn't afraid of showing it off - HUBBA !

Dildo Sport

Sport isn't about being sporting, it's about WINNING - whatever the cost - And dildo's get a bad name when it comes to competitive sport. People just don't realise how they help train pelvic muscles, tone your thighs & distract your opponents.

Pink Dildo Police Assault

You know sometimes you're drunk, you're angry because you're drunk and you've lost all your friends after you necked that fifth shot of tequila in a row. And then some cop comes along and starts bumming you out. Only thing to do is whip out that pink dildo and get him.

Holy fuck, that's a dildo

It takes one hell of a woman to try out this spiky monster

The Dildo Song"

"It's fun for girl or a boy"

Get the Hog Outta Texas

Look out feral hogs, Texans are coming for your bacon. They've had enough, if they're not chasing those Communist Democrats out of their state then it's those Nazi swine, yes the feral pigs corrupting their youth and porking about.

Illegal Wrestling Move

What's the fun in sport, especially one where you beat the crap out of each other with badass moves like wrestling, if you can't pull the odd illegal move every now and then. A little bit of hypnosis can work wonders in the ring.

Most Illegal Wrestling Move EVER!

All that talk about how wrestling’s a fake sport, well here’s the evidence to prove you wrong. Just watch what and then tell me that it’s all a set up. How could something like this happen if they were all just acting, huh?

Illegal Proceedure - WTF!?!

He aimed for the pink but ended up on the brown and now he's feeling pretty down about it, but don't worry dude, we all make mistakes. Best thing to do is to sing a little song about it to the one and only Scott Baio, Chachi himself.

Illegal immigrants cross the border

Many people want to live in America, so they are trying to enter it in any way... sometimes successfully and sometimes not.

The most beautiful pool in Texas

This place is probably the most beautiful in Texas. It’s Hamilton Pool that was created thanks to the collapse of the underground river’s dome because of erosion thousands of years ago.

illegal sign

Take a vacation in the town of Dildo

Be warned: There are no sex shops in this town!

Darth Dong Deathstar

Big Black Darth Dong comes down from the Deathstar by Six7

Working with their hands in the dildo sculpting class

Make those rods stand proud, ladies

Girls Night Out

and in, and out, and in ...

Dildo Day!

Dildo Dog

Dog Toy

Aww, the puppy has a new chew toy!

Yay, Dildos!

It's like some sort of "cheap" bin where you can get refurbs in basic packaging

Change gears with the dick shift

It wouldn't be so bad if the thing wasn't covered in lube

Natures Dildo

Some girl is going to have a good time with that thing

Doggy chew toy

How embarassing for the family who owns that dog

The famous dildo

The life of illegal immigrants

The three younger children were born Jeannette Vizguerra in Denver. One of the several million illegal immigrants living in the United States, Vizguerra first arrived in Colorado from Mexico with her husband and first child of fourteen years earlier.

XBox 360 Finally Hacked

Good work all you crazy tech-brains. Just goes to show that no protection is worth the cost to implement it. UPDATE: After further review, this video is in fact FAKE!

Amusing border patrol stop

It's like something off of Reno 911, only in real life! Look at them run!