Shriuken

Throw Ninja Stars as fast as you can!

Gianne Albertoni's Fecking Gorgeous!

She's the amazing hottie from the country that will drive you nuts (& possibly win the world cup?), and boy i'd love her to play with mine - There's only one way to describe this Brazillian - OM NOM NOM NOM !!!

4 Reasons Pinocchio Is Secretly Terrifying

In Cracked's "Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder" host Daniel O'Brien humorously discusses the dark secrets behind lovable Pinocchio from Disney's classic 1940 animated film, Pinocchio.

Millionaire Showoff

This guy made it all the way to the top without using any lifelines, and had to have a little fun

Darth Vader: The Corporate Lapdog

Darth Vader is such a whore for the man. It used to be about the Empire, about the dark side and pure evil. Now look at him, happy to star in any old commercial, as long as it allows him to get that Death Star shaped swimming pool.

Pirate Attack!

Captain Morgan's nursing home reign of terror continues

Upcoming Movie "Outpost"

http://www.outpostthemovie.com
A darkly atmospheric and vicious supernatural horror that follows a
group of world-weary mercenaries lain siege by a ghostly legion of the
undead.
Release date: May 16,2008

Dancing Behind People at the Mall

The most fun you can have at the mall without pretending it's being attacked by the zombie hordes.

Gorgeous.

That's exactly what she is.

The brilliant combination of getting a peircing AND getting rid of the pain!