Sexy And I'm Homeless

Let this be an inspiration to you all. Never let little things like lack of possessions, clothing, or hygiene hold you back in life. All you need is a positive attitude like this dude and the world is your lobster. Honest.

Get The Groove Back

You want to get the groove back, for sure!

Gap Yah - WTF!?!

We've all seen them, those trustafarians loafing around Goa in their tie-dyed trousers thinking they're getting consciousness expansion. Pah! I snort crack off my Burberry-clad 25 year old nan's eyeballs if I want consciousness expansion.

Kids Say The Darndest Things!

Fight breaks out during Phillies/Mets game

It's the 9th inning, and these fans are ready to let their anger out

Contortionist

Every time I see one of these pictures, I think of the crazy sex positions she's capable of.

Alien Sex Machine!?

"It's intercourse Jim, but not as we know it!", unless of course you just happen to be one of the growing millions of internet-addicted virgins going steady with your laptop - Always remember - In space no one can hear you FAP!

Hand Bra Helpers Needed ASAP!

I hate to think of a chick in trouble and i'm always willing (and able) to cum to a maiden in distress, especially when they need help in maintaining their dignity, i would gladly lend a hand to this pert predicament for any of these cuties!

Cop Threatens to Break Skater's Arm

A cop arrests a skater kid and gets rough with him after the skater runs his mouth. Man cops are total assholes but if you are pussy skater then you should keep your mouth shut.

Chicks In Bikinis = WIN!

If you go down to the beach today you're sure of a BIG surprise! Ok, so maybe not a teddy bear's picnic, but something just as cute & cuddly that you'd kill to take to bed with you & hold - Personally i want one that squeaks when you squeeze it :)