Luscious Lita - I Could EAT Her!

Lita has an array of almost invisible costumes at her disposal and she gives us the pleasure of watching her trying them on for the camera and our prying eyes. Not that she seems to mind the attention, in fact, she seems to loves it.

Lovely Lita - I'd Eat Her!

Well, this is an invitation we'd all like to take up, no doubt. Popsicle? Check. Gaping cleavage? Check. Stunning beauty who I'd crawl through open sewers covered with rusty disease-ridden needles to lick her dirty feet? Check.

I Wanna Eat My Chicken Fried Lady!

MC Jelly Donut makes deep fried grease laden poultry even more upsetting with this cannibalistic ode to a mutant half-woman, half-KFC freakozoid. She’d be the junk food lady, the perfect girlfriend? OM NOM NOM!

I Want to EAT You!

Lets face it, there's no reason at all to be afraid of a million alligators - Because only ONE of them is going to eat you. The teeth-with-bodies overrun a swamp at state park and they are getting kinda hungry....For human flesh - WTF!?!

Lioness Wants To Eat Baby

A lioness tries desperately to get to a nearby baby. Normally, she has a baby for breakfast, a baby for lunch, and then a sensible dinner, but these mid-day cravings are just too much for her!

How to Eat a Banana

If you're a cute looking girl & you're in a bikini & you're sitting by the pool, there's really only one way to eat a banana -- and this girl gets it spot on. So if you didn't know, use this as a training guide. Just don't do it in front of small kids.

Scary Toilet

Holy crap...he'll never try to take a dump there again!

Grab that famous breast.

Don't grab the boobie.

Eat A Dick

If you find yourself in a situation with a rapist, don't panic, because there are many things you can do. Top off that list is bite off their dick and spit it out. It helps if their dick is made out of cucumber, but it's not totally necessary.

Lovely Lita - I'd Eat Her!

Well, this is an invitation we'd all like to take up, no doubt. Popsicle? Check. Gaping cleavage? Check. Stunning beauty who I'd crawl through open sewers covered with rusty disease-ridden needles to lick her dirty feet? Check.

I Wanna Eat Booty Meat!

This video does exactly what it says on the tin and delivers some finest rear-respect-tastic awesomeness straight to your bulging 'eyes' and drooling mouth - I reckon those tight panties were made especailly for this chick - WOW!

Snake Classic

A very well made snake!

Eat Like Snake

Saw this odd Burger King commerical and had to share it with the internets. Check it out.

Scary Pumpkin

Oh no! The monster pumpkin is eating all the small ones!

Shark Costume

Scare kids in style with this costume

Giant Slug Snacking

Slug chomps away on a delicious flowery treat

Don't Eat Me

Hit the fat kid off the cliff with a wide array of projectiles!

Eat Da Poo Poo - WTF!?!

Me doth think the man protesteth too much! A word of advice for this poo poo obsessed pastor: Stay off the scat munching sites dude, and stop showing videos of men eating each other’s shit at church. This is totally INSANE!

Lita Lenee EAT ME!!!

If I saw a chick wearing this outfit licking a Popsicle that had 'eat me' written on it I would probably 'Jizz in my pants'!! There wouldn't be much other option, it has to be one of the hottest things i have ever seen.

Grabbin on the Air

That news reporter is getting pretty frisky with his partner

Not fair!

That's not playing fair at all!

Heist

You're a thief, but not just any thief, the best thief ever.

Dude caught on camera..stealing a cat

Maybe it's like the cat from Men in Black and has a universe around it's collar...or maybe this guy is just a nut job.

Man dresses as a tree to rob a bank

He's one of those newfangled eco-friendly robbers

Webcam catches two men stealing from an apartment

These guys never suspect a thing, they just keep coming back for "easy money"

Tank takes an Iraqi car and turns it into a pancake

They won't be stealing anything with that car anymore!

Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

Dogs Steal Baguette, Can't Get in Kennel

This dog's learning about a little thing called the laws of physics, which unfortunately won't let you drag a baguette sideways through a kennel opening that's too small for it. It's unfair, we know, but life is unfair doggy. Life is unfair.

How To Steal In Skyrim

Been finding the world of Skyrim a little overwhelming & expensive? Solve all your problems by following this simple guide to stealing absolutely anything you want. This is SO silly it's almost addictive.