She's a lucky girl to have a jedi like him.

Sarah Silverman sings "I'm F*#king Matt Damon"

And not only that, she has Matt Damon singing backup vocals!

Race to the cheese

Look, they're all winners...and losers.

Jon Stewart explains why McDonalds is gay

Poor McDonalds, so homosexual.

your car's sound system is nothing.

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New Changes to YouTube

Brilliant. These are the changes every YouTuber has been waiting for — instead of having to laboriously type out your intelligent, well-crafted, perfectly punctuated comments you can choose a comment from a drop down menu.

Iraqi spider takes on 30 fire ants

Who will win this epic battle?

Oh my god, What is Spiderman doing to that kid?

Jennifer Aniston Goes Viral

Goddamn slebs, jumping on the bandwagon when it comes to memes. That is, when they're not unwittingly part of one. And so it goes, Jennifer Aniston and various memes whore themselves to sell bottled evil. Or, rather, bottled water.