Drunk Midgets going Crazy and breaking shit

Contorted Computing

We all sit at our computers just like this!

The Art Of Meeting Men

There are some handy tips here so listen up girlie's and you might just bag yourself a super stud.

Enveloops?

Someone in the sign printing store missed this one

Two Person Coke

Awww, a coke that two lovers can share. How adorable.

Brutal piercing fans

There are people with earrings in the nose or lips. But, of course, there are cases that can be brutal. I’ve always tried to understand why these people are doing – whether it be fun when people pay attention to poke a finger, or consider themselves to be exclusive, or simply want to reduce your body?

Pabst Blue Ribbon Is GREAT!

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style

Don't feel ashamed or foolish for taking tips off a cartoon character, this guy's a total stud. With lines like "I'm pretty, you're pretty, how about we go home and stare at each other?" How can you fail.

Two Girls' Hotel Room Double KO

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.

Cutting The Grass Like A BOSS!

To fly a jet this close to the ground takes the skill of a highly trained pro & the balls of King Leonidas facing up to the Persian empire. In the kingdom of awesome, these pilots are the supreme leaders. Worship them.