BULLETPROOF VEST TEST GOES WRONG

Top ballistics experts at the Redneck Defense Ministry may need to refurbish this vest design after their buddy takes a bullet in the chest

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THE MORNING AFTER

We've all been there, you wake up next to someone who looks like the back end of an elephant with piles

Car Hits Kid After Failed Stunt

This kid was attempting to jump off the hood of a moving car but bounced off the windshield instead.

He Put It In The Wrong Place - WTF!?!

He aimed for the pink but ended up on the brown and now he's feeling pretty down about it, but don't worry dude, we all make mistakes. Best thing to do is to sing a little song about it to the one and only Scott Baio, Chachi himself. LOL

Nereida Gallardo Hits The Beach

Nereida Gallardo Hits The Beach

THE FOX IS WRONG! Obama

Throwing Futon Out Window Goes Wrong

A couple of brilliant students find out that moving furniture the wrong way can be a real pane in the glass.

Play Fight Goes Very Wrong

It's all fun and games until your buddy gives you a spinning kick to the jaw.

When Doggy Style Goes Wrong

It takes a brave pooch to tell the object of your affections that he's doing it ALL wrong - LOL

The Most Romantic Getaways To Fall In Love

Believe it or not but Paris, Rome, Prague or Venice are out of this list. There are heaps of other love-is-in-the-air places around the globe, where dramatic landscapes, romantic architecture and tender atmosphere create a perfect scenery for passionate affection.

And the Pole Dancer Goes Down

I wonder what happens to your money once you have put it in her panties then she falls off the pole? I would like to think you get it back really.

Trust me, I'm a professional

Would you trust this asshole with your life? I hope not.

Obama Hits the AIG Spot

Obama, Biden, Hillary and top cabinet members resort to drastic measures to deal with the AIG problem

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Ron Paul Hits it out of the Park on CNN American Morning

Man Messes With the Wrong Monkey

Yeah, the guy gets hurt and embarrassed, but any argument with a monkey that doesn't end in thrown feces is a good one.

Guy Goes Nuts at the Car Wash

There are no clean getaways, especially if you have trouble even getting into a car wash in the first place.

A Fall Out Boy Concert of EPIC Proportions - Dec 16th 9pm | 8c

Attention all Fall Out Boy fans: Fuse has an early X-mas present just for you! The boys are launching their new album, Folie a Deux, with a face melting live concert, and we're giving you a front row seat to the fun! Tune in Tues, Dec 16, at 9PM ET|PT , for a full hour of Fall Out Boy live concert goodness featuring a sneak peek at their new album, including the hit single "I Don't Care".

Rudy Gay Hits From the Impossible Angle

Motorcyclist Hits a Cop in the Intersection

I don't think he's going to be able to cop out of this one.

Ball Hits Little Kid in the Head

It's a tragedy when they get pwned at such a young age. He had his whole life ahead of him.

Class bullies a kid after the teacher leaves the room

Kinda feel sorry for that dude.

The Killers Live Thanksgiving Day 8pm|7c on FUSE

Feeling sleepy from all that Thanksgiving goodness? Blow that tryptophan right out of your system with a live and commercial free performance by THE KILLERS, straight from the FUSE Studio in New York. Premieres Thursday Nov 27 Thanksgiving Day at 8pm|7c with encores throughout the weekend on FUSE.

First Woman On The Moon

She is not only a woman but she must be blonde too! I like how the first man on there landed about 40 years before the first woman, but it isn't a race so don't worry you losers!

The Cock Patch - WTF!?!

This is what women who cant get any fellas do. They get one of these "patches" stick it on and it feels like that have had a dude all night. It gets rid of all their cravings.

Do You Think Its The Same Guy

The Killers Live on FUSE - Thanksgiving Day at 8pm|7c

Feeling sleepy from all that Thanksgiving goodness? Blow that tryptophan right out of your system with a live and commercial free performance by THE KILLERS, straight from the FUSE Studio in New York. Premieres Thursday Nov 27 Thanksgiving Day at 8pm|7c with encores throughout the weekend on FUSE.

Maybe Its The Four Feet Of Water

Paris Hilton Returns From THE FUTURE

She can't see sh*t captain and she's come from the future to find a new best friend! Or maybe she has just come from Lady Gaga's crib, you decide.