Britney performs at the VMAs; crowd holds back their vomit

You almost have to feel sorry for her and this trainwreck of a performance. Wow.

Britney Spear's Poo Cocktail Supreme

In Jackass they enjoy putting each other in extreme situations where they end up covered in each other's faeces or drinking puke from a baboon's ass or something. And now they've somehow managed to rope Britney in. How could they?

Up-Strip Britney!

Ok, this might not be your thang, but think about how she will be when you start to play - Britney is going on a hawt date - Make her look like a complete slut so it fails miserably and she is destined to spend the rest of her life as your plaything :)

Britney Spears, Beyonce, Pink - We Will Rock You (Pepsi commerical)

Samantha, what are you doing?

Samantha, what are you doing?! Very funny Van Gilse commercial. Must see!

Britney Spears – Circus

Hang on just one cotton-picking minute, this doesn’t look like Britney. It looks more like a horror show. Unless Britney’s decided to lose her marbles again and wrap herself in cured meats while parading around on all fours?

Piggy Piano Performance - WTF!?!

Is it weird that this gives me an instant craving for juicy, tasty, succulent bacon and just makes me want to eat him more? Musical meat, it certainly would be a welcome addition to any menu and has a nice ring to it.

Worst Morning TV News Performance EVER!

Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal, and then choke myself on a waffle - OMFG!

Worst Ozzy Performance Ever

Stop. Please. You are washed up

Britney Spears being naughty

Mad At Broken Lawnmower

If this dude could turn hot air into energy then this lawnmower would fly. I'm not to criticize, but maybe the lawnmower would work a little better if he the operator was a little more supportive.

Britney Torture Chamber

You get to torture Britney Spears in this fun animation.

Britney Spears Sings

Britney Spears
sings about going nuts, drinking booze, doing drugs, and shaving
her head.

America's Next Top Model Spoof

Britney, The Lord Jesus, Freddy Kreuger and others slug it out to take out the title.

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

Time to celebrate with crazy Britney!

Oh Brit, such an insane-o.

Britney Spears crashes the car

Britney Spears pulled a hit and run yesterday when she banged into a parked car as she was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store. After she hit the parked station wagon with her Mercedes, she screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" She then inspected the damage on her car and ended up leaving the scene without checking out the other car or even leaving a note for the owner. Because that's what you do when you're rich and spoiled and have the IQ of a monkey. Besides, when you're as sexy and classy as Britney Spears, who cares about poor ugly people and their ugly cars? They're all just jealous anyway

Chris Crocker @ Britney Spears BLACKOUT release

Britney Spears' Bikini Reveals She's Not Pregnant, Just Fat

Britney Spears - 2008 MTV Video Music Awards

Britney Spears - 2008 MTV Video Music Awards

Britney Spears Labor Day Bikini

Slim Britney prepares for a comeback!

Looking all nice and tanned, Britney Spears is finishing her preparations for a big comeback. Britney was seen leaving Beverly Hills BV2 hair salon where she spent around four hours preparing for her appearance on Madonna’s tour.

BRITNEY vs ENUR vs GWEN STEFANI (THIS SHIT IS BANANAS)

Amazing Russian Kids TV Performance

After watching this russian pop singer go on a kids' show in an outfit that only those kids' dads would love!!

Awesome Pole Performance

Now this is some incredibly impressive pole dancing, this woman's taking it to another level, walking in mid-air she must have the arm muscles of Zeus to be able to pull off something like this. Amazeballs.

Someone Broke the Fiber

There go the internet connections!

Sweet Computer

Musta dropped it on the way in to the party

This Is Not Going To Work

But we'll let him try and see what happens!

Emergency Landing

This pilot deserves an award for safely landing this plane with no landing gears. Amazing!

Dog Door was Too Small

That's one powerful puppy