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Jazz Musician Nick Russo at CD Release Party and New Jersey Female Rap Emcee Mooka Jerz in "Dirty Game"

Jazz guitarist Nick Russo (www.nickrusso.org) taped live at CD release party and hip hop female emcee Mooka Jerz (www.myspace.com/mookaa) raps in video "Dirty Game" under Utility records

Raver Kid Reacts to Bin Laden's Death

That raving Eastern European was really just worried about the next potential atrocity perpetrated by Bin Laden and his Al Qaeda henchman. So, it comes as a great relief when he finally hears the news that Osama's been shot.

Facts & Figures 2

If you missed it the first time around it's well worth brushing up on your girl-guided general knowledge. Yep, more fascinating factoids & fapworth female figures. Such a great combination that it deserved a second gallery. Enjoy!

Hawt Woman Reporter Falls Off Bull

What a complete idiot this woman must be to fall off a stationary bull. And she hits the floor so hard hahahahaha gutted dumb dumb, live tv is a beautiful thing.

Psycho Siri

What happens when Siri goes nuts and instead of being a form of intelligent software that aids your daily life, turns into a villainous fiend, hellbent on killing and destruction? This happens. The moral of the story? If you find an iPhone 4S lying on the ground, it’s probably a murder machine sent to annihilate you.

Weird South American Butt Dance

Sources say that this was first popularized by your creepy Uncle Saul at your sister's Bat Mitzvah, now it seems to be making the rounds in Guyana. I could sewar there are two dances going on here - WTF!?!

Kenny Omega vs 9yr Old Girl

Well, what can you say about this? It's a huge, pumped up musclehead beating on a 9 year old girl in the name of entertainment. Human culture has reached a new zenith. Next stop, bear vs baby in a fight to the death.

The Underwear Factory

As day trips go, this beats even a visit to the beer brewery and it'd be educational too. A place where women toil away wearing skimpy underwear, sweating under the heat of their own hotness. In fact, forget a day trip, where is this factory and how can you get a job there?

Friend Request

The Prodigy's video for "Smack My Bitch Up" translates well into a video about the dire consequences of befriending strangers on Facebook. Because, you may end up friending & poking a chick infected with a nasty virus & no one wants that.