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Lord of the Rings: Two Tiny Towers

If you need some sage-like advice on sexual matters, then Gandalf the Perv will help you out. Even hobbits get certain urges, it’s only natural & you can’t blame them, they’re surrounded by hawt chicks like Galadriel the royal Elf babe.

Lord of the Rings Easter Egg

Did you find this on the DVD? Well, it doesn’t matter now because someone’s uploaded it to YouTube Dominic Monaghan pranks Elijah Wood by posing as a German interviewer and asks some silly questions. Those guys!

Backstreet Boys AJ is BACK

Move your body to these hot beats - Backstreets BACK!

The Dildo Song"

"It's fun for girl or a boy"

The Twenty Worst Rap Videos Of All Time

To be fair, I'm pretty sure none of these people are what you'd call "professional" hip hop artists. That being said, goddamn these guys suck.

Bruno Mars – “The Lazy Song”

This track is pretty f#cking great, featuring a beer-swilling, dressing-gown’d, nunchuck’d slobbing Leonard Nimoy watching his old buddy William Shatner on TV. Normal service will resume in T minus 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…

The Music Industry Exposed

The goddamn music industry, destroying us all with its lameness. Well here's someone keeping it real, an MC from Philly who raps about what he sees as the decayed moral heart of this corrupt industry. Yeah!

The Girlfriend Song

This guy pretty much sums up the whole drunk dating scene in one song. Fair enough but this is so out of tune and hard to listen to it almost isnt funny.

The Cock Song

A love song about a man and his cock

The HIV Eastenders Song

Because Marky Mark from ‘tenders hasn’t got AIDS, eeees HIV postive. You dig? He’s got the virus, but he ain’t got the disease. A-one, a-two, all-together….!

The "Perfect Girl" Song

This is so sweet I almost shed salt tears, but I can't cry because I had my tear ducts removed when I was 5 years old because my heart had turned to stone and it was the only way to save my life.

Adam Buxton – “The Festival Song”

Yes, the British festival season is nearly upon us and in this day and digital age, 21st century festival going means you can be all middle class and bring the kids with some artisan bread, pickled skunk, and sundried LSD.

The 'NEW' Alphabet Song FTW!

If you need a refresher on your alphabet but find that Sesame Street's sanitised and utopian feel has you reaching for the sick bags, Fat Awesome are here to help. They'll teach to you all about letters and numbers, while keeping it street. Wurd!

Making of The Hobbit - Music

A fascinating insight into the inner workings of the mind of Hobbit director (himself from Middle Earth) Peeder Jigson and his sound whipping boy Howard Shore. The two here discuss all manner of things like annoying dog noises while Peeder whips out his tiny banjo.

STALLONE - The Sylvester Stallone Song

STAAAAA - LLOOOONE! The badass mofo star of Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot has deserved his own song for some time, and finally someone delivers with this homage to the man they call Rambo and Rocky.

Week Of The Grounded 2

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Mac or PC Rap Music Video - Mac vs PC

The "Mac or PC" song + remix is NOW AVAILABLE on iTUNES and other online stores around the world!!! Just search for "mac or pc" Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video directed by Dav.

The First World Problems Rap

If you're going to bitch about stuff, most people won't listen to you, doesn't matter how interesting it is or not, people's attention spans have just vanished in the digital age. So try rapping it instead, they make think you're Snoop Dogg.

The Girlfriend Song

This guy pretty much sums up the whole drunk dating scene in one song. Fair enough, but this is so out of tune and hard to listen to it almost isn't funny - But then again, thats the whole charm of it all!

Best Of The Jagofs

The Girlfriend SongThe Girlfriend Song

This guy pretty much sums up the whole drunk dating scene in one song. Fair enough, but this is so out of tune and hard to listen to it almost isn't funny - But then again, thats the whole charm of it all!

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Battle

The Hobbit: Act I

A retelling of the classic tale, "The Hobbit!"

Antoine Dodson: "The Bed Intruder Song"

"Hide yo' kids. Hide yo' wife...'Cause they rapin' errybody out here." Possibly the funniest viral of the year, but then again, possibly not. Regardless, this is pretty fucking funny, Mr Dodson at the BET Hip Hop Awards. He made rape funny, lol!

The Legend of Zelda Rap

Link’s pretty fly for an elf guy and he lays it all down in this badass rap, and even has a rap battle with the ginger minger Ganondorf, who dares to suggest that Princess Zelda doesn’t get kidnapped but runs off to be with the arch manipulator.

The Four Chord Song.

Comedy rock n’ roll band The Axis of Awesome perform an updated version of their classic “Four Chord Song” for Red Nose Day. Conclusive proof that anything with the word 'awesome' in it really is AWESOME!

The Shocker Song

A hot chick singing a song with filthy lyrics? It works for me. Somebody sign her up and get her to make an album and go on tour. I'd be a groupie and I'm betting a lot of other people would too. Definitely not a case of tits or STFU, maybe tits and PTFO. A classic.

The Alphabet Song Gets a Gritty Reboot

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo. This is the beginning of a whole new phase. Believe.