The History of the TNMT

There's a bizarre backstory to Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, and Michelangelo. Their three-decade history involves strange lawsuits, live concert tours, and Uncle Phil from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

Dad Scares Son With Batman Outfit

Forget the young Bruce Wayne being stuck down an old well and terrorized by bats, THIS is what really happened. No wonder he was pissed when someone killed his dad, it took away the oppertunity of him doing it himself.

Innes in Erotic Dance

Innes in Erotic Dance

Giant Snow Cock FTW!

Mum’s on her way home, it’s been snowing so she might be in a bit of a shitty mood, cold and tired and all that crap. So as an adoring son it is only decent, no in fact it’s your duty, to build a giant snow cock to welcome her home.

What Drugs To Take On A Date

It's always a tough choice on what drugs to take when meeting up with babes.

Valo

Get the blue, avoid the red.

Grabby Girls

A collection of unusually grabby girls, thats right, chest cushion clutchers. Most people are content posing for photos without a fistful of bewb meat, but not this lot. They're only happy with a handful. God bless you, girls.

Molotov Cocktail Accident

This kid spills half his molotov cocktail down his back. How can he be so wasteful when there are so many needy anarchists in London?

Fire alarm goes off during the middle of Conan's show

The fire alarm goes off, and nobody does a thing

Say no to Gay Marriage