the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen

Move over Barack Obama and John McCain, there's a new presidential nominee in the running – "fake" nominee that is.

Paris talks about having to go to jail

She's all kinds of bitchy upset!

the French street

the French street

Paris Hilton goes on Letterman with hilarious results

She comes on good spirited, but man, he just tears her down, and it's the funniest thing EVER

Oh Paris, you whore

Every time she's pictured, she looks like a gross crack whore

Jounalist refuses to do the Paris Hilton story

She really hates Paris Hilton. But it's true, it is a dumb story.

Paris Hilton gets blasted by Sarah Silverman

Holy crap, just look at Paris Hilton's face as Silverman burns her right into the ground

Paris cries as she leaves her lawyer's office

I guess she's learned that there is no way out of prison! Hah!

Paris Hilton Bandit

Paris Hilton - Portrait Session at Thompson Beverly Hills Hotel

Paris Hilton - Portrait Session at Thompson Beverly Hills Hotel

Paris Hilton Cleavage!

This stunning celebrity hottie could teach a course on how to make mountains out of molehills! Here she shows off some of her finer assets!

Paris Hilton Returns From THE FUTURE

She can't see sh*t captain and she's come from the future to find a new best friend! Or maybe she has just come from Lady Gaga's crib, you decide.

Samantha, what are you doing?

Samantha, what are you doing?! Very funny Van Gilse commercial. Must see!

50 Topless TV stars including Paris Hilton

Paris supporter loses it when he hears of her newfound incarceration

He is one crazy die hard!

Paris Hiltons Boyfriend, Drunk Driver

Her new Greek boyfriend gets all boozed up and almost runs over some photographers! And then the cops show up ...

The Paris Saga

Follow the drunken heiress as she goes from party girl to jailbird

Reporter freaks out on the Paris Hilton story

So is this just a scam to get people more interested in the story?

Paris Hilton Spoofs McCain

Socialite Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain, after he used her image last week in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity. Hilton released a Web video of her own Tuesday saying her inclusion in McCain's ad must mean she's running for president.

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #3

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #1

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #4

Paris Wanna-bes

Part of the "time to be a slut" fanclub

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #2

Paris And J-Lo Get Intimate

Quite possibly the best bitch fight to be caught on video - LOL !

Paris Hilton and Nicole in nuns uniforms...

Paris Hilton Sexy Car Wash

Is it just me or has Paris got hotter and hotter since last year? DAMN!

Paris out on the town..with her collar

She won't be going far with that thing on!

Paris Hilton in Southpark Whore Off

The Parents Television Council votes this the "Worst clip of the week" I don't know about anyone else, but I find this halarious.