Jounalist refuses to do the Paris Hilton story

She really hates Paris Hilton. But it's true, it is a dumb story.

Paris Hilton goes on Letterman with hilarious results

She comes on good spirited, but man, he just tears her down, and it's the funniest thing EVER

Oh Paris, you whore

Every time she's pictured, she looks like a gross crack whore

Paris supporter loses it when he hears of her newfound incarceration

He is one crazy die hard!

Paris Hilton gets blasted by Sarah Silverman

Holy crap, just look at Paris Hilton's face as Silverman burns her right into the ground

Paris cries as she leaves her lawyer's office

I guess she's learned that there is no way out of prison! Hah!

Paris talks about having to go to jail

She's all kinds of bitchy upset!

the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Paris Hilton - Portrait Session at Thompson Beverly Hills Hotel

Paris Hilton - Portrait Session at Thompson Beverly Hills Hotel

Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen

Move over Barack Obama and John McCain, there's a new presidential nominee in the running – "fake" nominee that is.

These Optical Illusions Are Going To Freak You Out

27 awesome optical illusions. These pictures are going to freak you out.

Freak Out As Volcano Comes Alive

These guys are so excited to see this volcano erupt, you'd think they had something to do with it. Personally, if it was me, i'd be watching the action through a VERY powerful telescope. Insanity.

Epic Black Ops Freak Out

Playing at pretending to be a bad-ass soldier and virtually killing the enemy is a serious business. Pick the wrong team to go into a battle situation with and you might very well find yourself flipping out. War is hell.

Paris Hilton Cleavage!

This stunning celebrity hottie could teach a course on how to make mountains out of molehills! Here she shows off some of her finer assets!

Paris Hilton Returns From THE FUTURE

She can't see sh*t captain and she's come from the future to find a new best friend! Or maybe she has just come from Lady Gaga's crib, you decide.

50 Topless TV stars including Paris Hilton

Samantha, what are you doing?

Samantha, what are you doing?! Very funny Van Gilse commercial. Must see!

Paris Hilton Bandit

Paris Hiltons Boyfriend, Drunk Driver

Her new Greek boyfriend gets all boozed up and almost runs over some photographers! And then the cops show up ...

the French street

the French street

The Paris Saga

Follow the drunken heiress as she goes from party girl to jailbird

Paris Hilton Spoofs McCain

Socialite Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain, after he used her image last week in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity. Hilton released a Web video of her own Tuesday saying her inclusion in McCain's ad must mean she's running for president.

Paris Hilton Sexy Car Wash

Is it just me or has Paris got hotter and hotter since last year? DAMN!

Paris out on the town..with her collar

She won't be going far with that thing on!

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #3

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #4

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #1

Paris And J-Lo Get Intimate

Quite possibly the best bitch fight to be caught on video - LOL !

Paris Wanna-bes

Part of the "time to be a slut" fanclub

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #2