Brazil Hotties

Out of all of the World Cup babes, this one wins.

Hard Workin Cops

The alcohol hones their skills

How to Sell a Car

It doesn't matter what state the car you're trying to sell is in, this technique will work for the rustiest piece of crap there is, because if you have this addition then they won't even notice that it hasn't been serviced since Henry Ford was alive.

The Human Centipede 2 Trailer

Just when you thought it was safe to go hiking without the fear of being abducted and having your mouth sewn to someone’s a-hole, along comes this, the sequel. And nothing really says it better than the official blurb:

Car Jump Fail

You kinda have to feel sorry for the friend driving the car on this one. Hahaha, he gets this so wrong, it's brilliant. Selecting a car that is too high, then jumping too late results in extreme hilarity.

Imperial March On Turntables

The force was strong with this DJ, the man known as Scratch Bastard, as he scratches out the Imperial March song from Star Wars and the crowd goes wild as is only fitting when something as appropriately badass as that happens.

A Hitchhiker's Guide To Murder!

According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of hitchhikers are murderers... The cops will pretty much say anything to stop people getting a free ride. Apparently 99.9% of people who pick up hitchhikers are murders too. WOW!

Lucky Pig

Probably the same thing people would say if there was a nasty guy between them!

Marine vs an Iraqi Sheep

I think the sheep won!

badass grocery getter.