Paris cries as she leaves her lawyer's office

I guess she's learned that there is no way out of prison! Hah!

Paris Hilton gets blasted by Sarah Silverman

Holy crap, just look at Paris Hilton's face as Silverman burns her right into the ground

Paris talks about having to go to jail

She's all kinds of bitchy upset!

Paris out on the town..with her collar

She won't be going far with that thing on!

Paris Hiltons Boyfriend, Drunk Driver

Her new Greek boyfriend gets all boozed up and almost runs over some photographers! And then the cops show up ...

Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen

Move over Barack Obama and John McCain, there's a new presidential nominee in the running – "fake" nominee that is.

50 Topless TV stars including Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Returns From THE FUTURE

She can't see sh*t captain and she's come from the future to find a new best friend! Or maybe she has just come from Lady Gaga's crib, you decide.

Samantha, what are you doing?

Samantha, what are you doing?! Very funny Van Gilse commercial. Must see!

Oh Paris, you whore

Every time she's pictured, she looks like a gross crack whore

the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Jounalist refuses to do the Paris Hilton story

She really hates Paris Hilton. But it's true, it is a dumb story.

Paris Hilton Bandit

Paris Hilton - Portrait Session at Thompson Beverly Hills Hotel

Paris Hilton - Portrait Session at Thompson Beverly Hills Hotel

Paris supporter loses it when he hears of her newfound incarceration

He is one crazy die hard!

Moar Drunk Party Girl Carnage

Lets face it, chicks & booze are a perfect combination for teen-tastic trouble, you just can't keep a bad girl down and why the hell would you want to? - When things get blurry getting nakie is the best option :)

Paris Hilton goes on Letterman with hilarious results

She comes on good spirited, but man, he just tears her down, and it's the funniest thing EVER

Paris Hilton Cleavage!

This stunning celebrity hottie could teach a course on how to make mountains out of molehills! Here she shows off some of her finer assets!

Drunk 'Girls-Go-WILD' Party Carnage

Lets face it, chicks & booze are a perfect combination for teen-tastic trouble, you just can't keep a bad girl down and why the hell would you want to? - When things get blurry getting nakie is the best option :)

Drunk Party Girl Carnage

Girls, you love them but you can't kill them...BUT, you can fill them with alcohol & sit back & watch the fun! When things get blurry - Getting nakie is the best option :)

the French street

the French street

Lindsay Lohan has a Fire Crotch

Paris and her friends are wasted talking about Lindsay Lohan's Fire Crotch, and you're along for the ride!

Paris Hilton Spoofs McCain

Socialite Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain, after he used her image last week in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity. Hilton released a Web video of her own Tuesday saying her inclusion in McCain's ad must mean she's running for president.

Reporter freaks out on the Paris Hilton story

So is this just a scam to get people more interested in the story?

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #3

Jay Leno interviews Paris Hilton

We learn a lot about the hotel heiress after this in-depth and totally real interview..

Paris Wanna-bes

Part of the "time to be a slut" fanclub

Paris Hilton Sexy Car Wash

Is it just me or has Paris got hotter and hotter since last year? DAMN!

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #4

Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #2