Failed Kids Books

These are some examples of books that never made it. I wonder why?

Off The Hook

Learn to speak the slang like a real gangsta!

Didn know Paris Hilton could read

Is that a book? That she's READING? Must be a joke.

Readin while Drivin

That bus driver apparently has better things to do than drive the bus

The Story of Clock Day

Clock Day (yesterday) kicks off with a picture book retelling of its origin!

Melanie Iglesias' Hot Flip Book - Pt II

Now here's a flipbook worth spending a view minutes viewing. It's a stop motion video made up of over 2,000 photos starring Melanie Iglesias, featuring her best friend model Lisa Ramos. Hot damn, can;t wait for a part III.

Anxiety For Dummies

If you really need this book to help with your problems...you really have problems.

Good Sticker Placement

Makes one word seem like another!

Rabbit Education

He's really wanting to learn about his own kind!

Polygamy Wives Exposed!

Car Sound System vs. Phone Book

It was an epic battle the world had been waiting an eternity for. Some guy's in-car bass bin versus the phone book. Who would win this powerful duel? And what fate would befall the world once the battle was over?

Learn to cook EVERYTHING with this book

Looks like it'll be a tasty meal!

Baby Got Book

I like big Bibles and I cannot lie! Funny spoof of I like big butts.

The power of books...can kill you

That must have been one painful read

Benny, Escaped Convict: Book Club

A filthy rodent and a
post-menstrual ladies book club: a match made somewhere by people really bad at making matches.

Epic Popup Book Of Sex......*Wait!?

Stuck firmly in a no man's land between hilarious and tragically sad sits the Popup Book Of Sex. An outwardly hilarious mix of nostalgia and titillation that soon stops being funny when the realization dawns that someone has probably fapped to it...

A book with the power to kill you

This thing just has to be hard as hell to read

Dick and Jane discover Ecstasy

Their book just got a whole lot more colorful

Chubby Girl Book Report Accident

Brilliant. She managed to fail a book report without even being at school. Something tells me she will (not) go far!

Kill Me Elmo

How creepy is this toy? The new Elmo book is threatening our children's lives!

Harry Potter and the Socerers Bone

Harry Potter exposed! Find out the deep hidden secrets that JK Rowling wished you didn't know

Watch out for Pitbull

That dog won't just chase you off, it'll give you a deadly disease

Pit Bull with AIDS

Stay away from this farm, you don't wanna get AIDS

AIDS Lives

Apparently AIDS was born in 1981 and still escapes the grave.

Japanese Condoms

Well, according to the label, you definetely do NOT want to use these.

Before they had hearing aids ...

Gift Wrapped

What's wrong with this picture?

Dave Chappelle On AIDS

Chappelle talks about where AIDS may have came from.

The game of AIDS

Africa's got some serious issues in this game

Uno Attack..Gives you AIDS

Be careful when hitting the button on this game, or you might die young