ill do it because ET says so

HOW TO MAKE YOU'RE MOVE ON A GIRL WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE

If you have a problem with the seduction, see how it works?!

Dogs On Stair Lifts

Video compilation of dogs riding stair lifts.

Justin Bieber with Needles

For most of us hearing Justin Bieber makes us want to slice off our ears, but this guy puts an inventive spin on that and instead sticks needles in his face and smears the resulting blood over himself. You see what you're doing to us Bieber?

Little Kid Owned by Flying RC Car

He's going to grow up to be a great Break user someday.

Lucious Lexxy!

Baby oil plus a gorgeous body like this can only mean good things. In fact, scrap that, it can only mean great things. It's a match made in heaven, and with an ass like that we can only watch with gaping jaws and eager eyes.

Fat freaking hamster

That guy fills an entire box!

Corvette Bursts Into Flames During Burnout

I will say this for American cars. They catch fire more spectacularly than any other cars in the world, or maybe thats just in the movies - But that isn't really a selling point is it.

Paris Hilton Returns From THE FUTURE

She can't see sh*t captain and she's come from the future to find a new best friend! Or maybe she has just come from Lady Gaga's crib, you decide.

Republicans Say The Darndest Things

Ha! Republicans, they are funny bunch aren't they. I look at Glenn Beck and I think, here is the New Dumb. The fevered bad craziness of a demented ape spewing forth glossolalia of diarrhetic proportions. And it seems to be a trait in all Republicans.