Drunk Dancing Guy Collapses Table

Seems that the party foul of a guy dancing on a table when he can barely stand up is a universal one.

Drunk Fire Breather Gets Burned

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

Drunk Fire Breather FAIL!

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

Drunk Teens Are GREAT!

It's time to surrender to the best camera angle known to man or beast (or perv)

Bruce Willis drunk at Raptors vs NJ Nets game

Even stars have the right to get sloshed sometimes...especially if it's on TV - Yippee Kai ehh Mother F.*&@##

Drunk kitty! CLICK HERE

Cute Drunk Girl Smashes Her Face

This tipsy girl's knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.

THis guy is so drunk he's beyond wasted

Frankly, it's incredible he's still awake and moving

How to break the bottom off a beer bottle

A neat party trick to show off and amaze the drunkards around you

Drunk girl dances her ass off

She might be a good dancer, but right here..wow.

Drunk girls on bikes = crashing and lots of pain

Balancing on two wheels is hard enough without being wasted when you do it

Best DUI Test Ever

These Brits have a great sense of humor, and a great way to weed out the drunks!

Drunk Fucker

This drunkass can't keep himself out of the water. Get a job!

Sleeping on the Crapper

Someone was nice enough to get him some pillows

Grass Crasher

Nice how the mowing man just cuts around him.

Too Much Party!

Is exactly what this guy is thinking on his long train ride home

Hung Over Santa

He was knocking ton a ton of beer the night before, it isn't his fault!

Graduation

The party is starting early! Pass me the bottle!

Fucked Up Simpsons Parody

This is the whackist, craziest, weirdest parody of The Simpsons ever created. Wow.

Drunk Baby

Snowman Louie the Lush

Lou finds inventive ways to spend his time like getting loaded and singing his own carols.

Happy Vodka

Vodka that'll put a smile on your face

Clever drunk driver almost gets out of a fine

All those tests are no problem for this intoxicated asshole!

Drunken Elevator Accident

Looks like someone didn't make it to the toilet on time!

Drunk Hamsters - WTF!?!

It's like one of those cruel laboratory experiments, except these little rat-assed rodents are actually domesticated and clearly out for a good time in the household - Totally weird !!!

Failed Sobriety Test

Not a good way to prove that you're sober

Wasted and sink bound

That's what you call drinking way, way too much

Drunk party chick

This drunken chick @ her works xmas party just had a little too much to drink!

Drunk girl slams her head against the wall

Just wait for it :) Priceless

Drunk Chick Licks Beer Off Floor