Redneck Chainsaw Massacre

Only a man whose wife is his daughter could come up with an idea like this. Take an electric mechanical saw that could cut your limbs off with ease, attach it to a chain and start swinging it about like it was a lasso. Amaze.

Paris Hiltons Music Video

Here she is, singing in her video titled "Stars are Blind". Not bad, not good. It's Paris Hilton.

Colbert interviews the guy who wrote "Love and Sex with Robots"

If you're pathetic enough that you can't get a date with a flesh and blood human being, this book is for you!

Scarface School Play FTW!

These motherfudging kids perform a production of Scarface as their school play. Fudge yeah! Snort another line of popcorn Tony and take down those fudgers with your leetle friend! Fake or not, this rules!

Dumbass Luigi

This time, Luigi screws around with the Mushroom Kingdom.

NEW! Try, “NOT HAVING KIDS”

Are all your friends having kids? Does it make you feel anxious and you wish they’d all just fuck off? Don’t stress too much because help is at hand, with this brand new idea of not having kids!

Worst Fight Scene Ever

These guys cannot act, and definetely cannot fight.

Do They Sell Liquor Here?

Nobody would ever find out by looking at the building

Something is seriously wrong with this guy. I'm going to call 911, brb.

Sexy Napster ad

30 seconds previews always leaves you wanting more aren't you glad Napster is still around