The Perfect Woman!

The perfect personals ad.

Blonde Chick's Perfect Faceplant!

Blonde stereotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete. Better luck next time, because there will be one - OUCH!

Perfect example of a Crack Whore

Amazing Flight Contest

This is at one of those Redbull-type air race events where guys pilot planes barely bigger than their bodies and it all comes down to speed and precision. He who dares, kicks mofoing A. What a rush it must be once you finish it all in one piece.

Staring Contest with Kate Upton

Well, how do you think you'd fare in a contest like this? Not too good, probably. You'd need to have the will of a thousand monks to not get distracted by those two things sitting their just under her head looking all inviteful.

Milk Drinking Contest

Got milk!? Yep, it looks like they have So much that you are never gonna be wanting more. Something tells me that they got this idea from some other well known celebrity pukers but is and entertaining watch all the same. Enjoy!

The Perfect Gift For A Perfect Girl

If your girlfriend is a moaning monster who wont let you get a word in edge-ways then this has to be the perfect gift for her. Only problem is i think it is kind of illegal. Oh well.

Booty Contest

Line up a bunch of girls in bikinis and have a bunch of guys ogle them. Sounds like a good time!

Draw Play 3

You need to draw yourself a path to the flag and then get there.

Stunt Bike Draw

Perfect Goatee

Damn, i thought this was all about poor old Goatse. Why can't this guy pronounce goatee properly? You wouldn't get this device near my face, hell no! It looks like an instrument of pure torture!

Blonde Chick's Perfect Faceplant!

Blonde sterotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete. Better luck next time, because there will be one - OUCH!

Brooke's Perfect Ass

It's always a great pleasure to see this girl's fine derrière *drools* jiggling about in the shower. I could watch this video on repeat for hours on end. In fact I think that's how I'm going to spend the rest of the day. Let me just go draw the blinds...

Perfect Pairs = Double Trouble!

I bet you were thinking i was talking about funbags, you did, didn't you? Well, you were olnly half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight, yep, twins! Just imagine it, you will think you are seeing double! PERFECTION!

Most Perfect Internet Video EVER!

It’s like the whole intertubes has been condensed down into a World-wide-web singluarity. Cats, weirdos, Asians, nutshot, chicks, general WTFness that makes you wonder if you’re not just caught inside a crazy man’s fevered dreams - WTF!?!

perfect place to cheat

Perfect Babysitter

In a perfect world over the hills and far away this happens. The wife goes out for the night, so who's going to look after the messy, infantile one? A fine young hottie like this delicious honey. Maybe, one day this dream will come true.

Practice Makes Perfect!

If only all girls had the kind of dedication to perfecting her skills as this hottie does, I'm sure that if she needs some live subjects instead of a popsicle to practice on there would be no shortage, I'll lead the way!

Man vs Dog - Food Eating Contest

In the interests and time-honoured tradition of having a laugh, and quite possibly scientific enquiry, this truth seeker has pitted man against his best friend to see who will come out victorious in the ultimate competition. Who will win?

The Perfect Excuse

One must never under-estimate the value of being able to think on the fly, haven't we all encountered the need for a quick but convincing 'Instant Excuse'?

The Perfect Blowies!!!

She seems to have an insatiable appetite for WTF & here she is ensuring microphones the length & breadth of the Earth are getting their kicks for free

Perfect Timing

Capturing an exact moment in a photo sometimes yields totally different results than at first expected, when something in total action mode gets frozen in time some very interesting outcomes can happen that are awesome!

Beauty Contest

The winner of a beauty contest 2006

Blonde Chick's Perfect Faceplant

Blonde stereotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete. Better luck next time, because there will be one, lots of them - OUCH!

Perfect Whitney Port's Photo Shoot

Being a photographer and having to do fashion shoots with hawt girls in their underwear must be a real drag of a job. You'd wake up in the morning, look at your schedule of hot babes and the smile would never leave your face.

'Perfect Timing' Table

It's Friday night, Rebecca Black's in bed & these ladies are getting ready for a night of booze & gambling. So why not start off with a couple of shots! Sounds like the perfect plan, but the table has other ideas....

Perfect Time For A Tasty Treat

Talk about working up an appetite! It's not often that ads turn to bloody murders to peddlel their wares. But this works SO well you can almost taste the well-earned snack this killer noms. WANT!

Contest Winning Ass

Blonde Chick's Perfect Faceplant!

Blonde stereotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete. Better luck next time, because there will be one - OUCH!