There's Nothing Like Kinky Soap Operas

Unfortunately for this guy, when his values were tested he failed miserably - In my opinion, if you're willing to give up soccer for some romantic naughtiness then you deserve everything that you get - LOL !

Nothing like some southern comfort

2nd aBum fan sign. Keep them coming ladies. :)

Too Much Chainmail

TomFulp stops the chainmails... With Style!

Don't mess with the mail in Russia!

..It could kill you.

Mac Mailbox

Getting his mail in true nerd style

With Friends Like That...

Who needs enemies.. Ever help out a friend in need only to be left feeling like the deed went totally un-appreciated? Times like this make you want to go full Howard Hughs recluse mode and start saving really nasty things in jars.

Thanks New Media

Have you ever wonders how the world of new media works? Well here is goes full circle and you get to see ever loser who cant make it in a real media job.

Thanks to a horrible tragedy, we can have this awesome SALE

Going Postal: Extreme

A postman rids his town of a terrorist threat!

No thanks.

Fan Films Himself Catching Home Run

While filming a batting practice a home run shot is hit towards this guy and he manages to keep the camera focused on the ball while catching it.

Crazy Weatherman Fan

There isnt much to cheer about in Canada, except, the extremely popular meteorologists from Good Ole Saskatoon! This guy just creeps me out. Do not let him near your kids.

aBum

Tim McGraw Almost Fist Fights Fan

Fan at Shea Parties too Hard

This dude passes out during the 2nd half of a doubleheader at Shea stadium. One guy stacks a cup on his head and when he still doesn't wake up they keep adding cups. You gotta watch until the end, its priceless

Will Ferrell Fan Feedback

Will answers all his fans emails in a hilarious clip. So many haters out there. Poor Will!

Top Fan

These guys can be my wing men any time, and if they fancy a game of lubed up volleyball with no homoerotic overtones whatsoever, and definitely no small trunks, then I'm their man. Who knows, we might even take each other's breath away.

Fan Ruins Soccer Game

This dude was probably shot, knifed, beheaded, beat up, or had his nuts kicked a few times after he totally takes away a goal in a pivotal soccer game.

aBum loves wet t shirts

I Do Nothing All Day - Best of 2006

highlight reel of a bunch of hot mommas from some dude's New York neighborhood doing absolutely nothing at all

Goat Yells Like a Man

I like the part where he sounds like a man

This Looks Like A Penis In Motion

This Looks Like A Penis

hot dj

like catching fish in a bathtub

Sexy Bitches Like it Raw

Sexy Bitches Like it Raw is a sketch comedy meets cooking show; pure mind-blowing entertainment

i like the ones that are a little bit nerdy

i like the ones that are a little bit nerdy

its like godzilla but way more cute

All Cars Should Open Like This