Colbert the muchacho sure can dance

Of course he can, and do it without looking gay (not)

Little Girl vs. Lion

Fair enough the lion's behind glass so it can't actually rip her head from her shoulders, but this little girl still has balls made from stern stuff, as soon as that lion reacted like it does, most people would be running fast. Not this little hardass.

Jim Bruer Costume?

Oh, sorry, you're just ugly

Beware Cats with Thumbs!

Yeah cats are cute and all. What with there displays of affection whenever they want something. But what if they suddenly grew opposable thumbs? And they could open their own cat food. Who'd be vying for affection then, huh?

How does a Formula 1 car compare to normal speed cars?

Here's a hint: It's really freaking fast. Can it beat these two cars with a half-track head start?

The Gambit

The sacrifice of the insignificant for a greater cause.

Runaway Cart

Prevent the Black Plague from killing everyone in the kingdom.

Crayola Thanks the Tea Partiers

It was the right thing to do, thanking those crazy placard bearing teabaggers for helping Crayola have a bumper year. Maybe we'll see a surge in dictionary sales as well considering none of them canz spellz. Although they probably don't know what one is.

Gothy Wedding

Scariest wedding ever!

Virtually ASS KICKED!!