And God Said, 'Let There Be Beer!'

To quote that wise sage Homer Simpson, "Beer, the cause of, & solution to, all of life's little problems!" Where would we be without this nectar of the gods? Probably still married with a prosperous career!?

there IS such a thing as 'too tan'

there IS such a thing as 'too tan'

who said more was better? they were wrong in this case.

who said more was better? they were wrong in this case.

I wish all computer errors were said outloud in a Yoda voice

Let There Be Sims 3

One of the most successful video game franchises of all time is back, with The Sims 3. Prepare yourself for some great fun building houses, exploring the neighbourhood, causing mischief, and making movies.

Oh Hi There!

Insert innuendo here, something like Id like to ram her upgrade... Man this has to be most nerds best dream ever. I think i'm in love.

There She Blows!

The involuntary twitching of the toes, the arching of the back, the rapturous moaning, what could it possibly mean? What times in a woman's life does she act like this? Prepare to witness a woman on the verge of losing control of her body!

Proof There Is NO God!

There you have it! Straight from the mouth of the legendary Captain Picard: Religion = dark ages. If you're going to hang your argument on something as flimsy as an appeal to authority, forget Hawkins or Hitler. Shoot for the stars! Go Picard, make it SO!

Is There A Little Nip In The Air?

This gallery is a tribute to the high-beams! Hottie celebs showing off their glorious headlights!

Hey There Keanu - WTF!?!

One day Keanu sat on a bench on his lonesome, looking melancholy & slightly sad -The pose struck an existential chord with the webnet. Woa it went, this man knows kung-fu & even he gets down sometimes. Most excellent!

GET OUT OF THERE!

Where would film and TV be without the classic cheesy line, “Get out of there!!” Protagonists would die, plots would end, tension would not be built. But still after all these years it seems that the lesson has not been learned. AWESOME!

there is passed out drunk and then there is this

Meanwhile, in Australia...

This picture may look peculiar to you, like something's amiss, but don't fret too much. It's Australia, it's another hemisphere altogether, this is how they do things there. It's just the way it is.

Australia Today: Shark Report Fail

TV breakfast shows -- all those early mornings paired up with live broadcasts can cause some problems. But some presenters are consummate professionals, and some are like this bunch of amateurs. Epic.

DAM DAY: Tackling Australia

This is how to have fun without resorting to a 10 day binge full of drugs and alcohol. Nothing beats total danger! At least, that's what you tell people when you're on the 9th day of a drink/drug binge.

Welcome To Australia

Been to the Sydney Opera House? Check. Dived the great barrier reef? check. Got a free ride down the rapids because your bungee cord snapped. Check. This is shaping up to be the best holiday of all time!

There might be a point to this picture, but I'll just settle for 'cute'

Super 'There Will Be Blood'

There’s only one thing you can do with a milkshake drinking man like this—turn his dark, complex story of greed, corruption, religion, and no-holds-barred pursuit of the American Dream into a 16-bit Super Nintendo game. Best. Movie tie-in. Ever.

there is a bird in her underwear

there someone hiding behind that blimp man

Proof There Is No God

Finally we have some closure on the age old question of whether there is an invisible, omnipotent, all-seeing, all-knowing gas(?) up in the heavens. I mean, I was always unsure whether an utterly implausible notion of constant doubt and excuse could exist?

Before They Were Boob Jobs 2

Rumor is that a few people in Hollywood have gotten boob jobs. Go figure. Well, here are the few we could round up.

10 TV Celebrities We're Pretty Sure Are Dead

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

They were expecting to find Nemo like this

10 Commercials Before They Were Stars

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

We're Looping Around The House!

Its true, every nerd with a mic and a computer can make beat these days. Fairplay to him though, I bet this helped him get through some serious hours of cabin fever, and it probably helped with the ladies too - chicks dig guys with mad skillz.

Oh Deer – We’re Doomed !!!

When animals start using wireless technology to avoid a redneck hunter, you can safely presume the apocalypse is pretty imminent. Although this redneck’s probably still impressed with the fact he’s got opposable thumbs.

'Please Don't Toss It In There Again'

Got a small dog and a big pile of leafs in your back yard. Yes? Cool, now you can have hours of fun throwing his favourite ball into the mountain of vegetation and laugh while he struggles in vain.

Proof There Is A God

There has to be a god, right? I mean, who else would endow the opposite sex with such weapons of mass distraction, certainly not Darwin, because those most alluring of female assets will be the death of all red blooded males!

There's Nothin' Wrong... Is There?

Grinding your ugly bits on the dance floor, it's what school discos are for. And if you try and tell the kids that's it's not, prepare yourself to get pwnd, like this principal does - he becomes the recipient of smart one-liners and back chat.