Dumb Kids Lie Down on Train Tracks

Whether it's a train dodge or a train duck, this is an incredibly stupid.

Drunk dude takes a nap on a busy rail track

He was so wasted he rolled down onto the tracks..and then decided that would be a good place to keep sleeping. Not a good idea!

Rat Massacre

They picked the wrong road to walk down, that's for sure.

Bangkok doesn't have much room...so the trains have to drive right through the market

Wow...the second it's gone, the market is back to normal.

Get out of the car!

Is she still alive??

Train takes a dive

The tracks go one way...this train went the other way.

The worlds fastest train hits 578 KPH (over 350 MPH!)

That thing is just BLAZING down the tracks - it sounds like a jet plane

Naptime

Probably not the best place to lie down for a nap

Sleeping dude whacked right in the face

He barely even moves..now that's a deep sleep

Kramer just won't wake up!

No drugs were used on this dude, but man, he could sleep through anything

Lazy cat can't even climb in his house

Someone's a sleepy kitty!

Crappy place to take a nap

That really doesn't look very comfortable.

Dude wakes up to a very uncool surprise

It's definitely time to stop drinking, when your date weighs more than your car

Cozy closet kitty

Looks like a dangerous spot for a nap

Ball Hits Little Kid in the Head

It's a tragedy when they get pwned at such a young age. He had his whole life ahead of him.

Oh so tired

Doesn't look like the most comfortable place to sleep!

Just taking a nap...on the SIDE OF A CLIFF

Now they can sleep there without fear of falling is beyond me.

Cute Girl Shaves Head after Losing Bet

A buzzcut wouldn't exactly be the first kind of shave that I'd bet my girlfriend, but to each his own. The thing is if a girl looks good with a skin head then you know she is a babe!

It's never good when the guy you're interviewing falls asleep

Sounds like they need to make the questions more entertaining!

the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Tree Nails Kid in the Head

What goes down, usually comes back up. I know this because I drink too much.

Slap Head Scarlett

I know no one but me has probably ever thought about this bizarre baldy bind, but what exactly would today's celebrities look like if they had been sired by Gollum

Don't move!

If you do, you'll become tank food

Huge hauling truck completely flattens a truck

From vehicle to pancake. Easy!

Crazy Asian workers work INSIDE a press

You think YOUR job sucks? Try this one, where every day could be your last!

Sleep in Eat out

Parkour Champ Flips Over Subway Tracks

This guy takes some down time between trains to show off how awesome his jumps are. Unfortunately, now he has to catch a train going the reverse direction.

Miracle Baby Survives Train Accident

An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.

get off the tracks, kitty!

get off the tracks, kitty!

Criss Angel run over by a steamroller

First he lays on glass, then he gets crushed by a steamroller. Is there anything this guy won't do?