Monkey guardian

Long-tailed macaque was discovered in the forest preserves and ginger kitten.

Rape Boat

Don't join this boat unless you're in the mood for some unwanted crotch pounding

The Alphabet Song Gets a Gritty Reboot

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo. This is the beginning of a whole new phase. Believe.

Bad Parking

Whoops, kinda backed over your vehicle there.

Couldn't get this as carry on

At least it got there in one piece!

Lonely Dog

All he does these days is sit around and read Playboy..

Alex Trebek drunk and on the air

He's had a few beers before...and after this special they're filming. I think it's a wrap, time to air it!

Jesus Gets Some Action

When Animals Attack (in a film)

Those over dramatic TV shows may get all the cred when it comes to showing footage of animals attacking, but no one does it better than the movies. Animals, they’re not our friends, they want to kill us!

Massive Hockey Hit Shatters Glass

Mike Van Ryn of the Toronto Maple Leafs gets obliterated into the glass by a Boston Bruins D-Man.. Very nice