If you're that drunk, it doesn't even matter.

If you're that drunk, it doesn't even matter.

Drunk Teens Are GREAT!

It's time to surrender to the best camera angle known to man or beast (or perv)

Hot Drunk Chick Owns Herself

Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also so hot, it's a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself.

FOX News gives the mic to a drunk dude out at a St. Patty's day parade

Amazing that they allowed this to air on TV, and hilarious!

Drunk Chick Licks Beer Off Floor

Reserved For Drunk Drivers

This could possibly be dangerous, as drunk drivers might actually park there!

Ashton Kutcher and Cameron DRUNK ON SET

Drunk Girl Stuck In A Tumble Dryer

No matter how damn drunk you get, you'll never be as drunk as this girl. Why she climbed inside the dryer in the first place is one of life's great mysteries. Videos like this is why the internet was invented.

Ronald is a friend to all!

No matter if you're crazy, or drunk and passing out!

Drunk girl slams her head against the wall

Just wait for it :) Priceless

Shouldn't Have Drunk That Corn Dog Smoothie!!!

I LOVE this, the build-up is soo perfect, you know it's coming, you know it's gonna be bad, but MY GOD, when it comes, it never stops! Spewing on a roller coaster is a pretty nasty thing to do, and this girl chunders good and proper!

Damn kid's already a drunk

He's gotta lay off the sauce before it owns him

Pirates and Treasure

Sail the seven seas drunk on power and rum.

Drunk Uncle Christmas

The Drunk Uncle crashes his family's Christmas Dinner. Literally.

Graduation

The party is starting early! Pass me the bottle!

Drunk girl as seen through the eyes of a guy

Yeah, they're about spot on. Damn they're annoying.

Funny Drunk Girls

70 images of Funny Drunk Girls

Drunk Babes Make Out

Drunk girls, when they're not ripping each other's clothes off and rolling around together, they're trying to eat each other's faces off.

Nice shirt, kid

Bet his teacher just loves that thing!

Drunken History featuring Jack Black

Our founding fathers? All wasted. All the time!

Beer Pong Accident

Maybe the first time the paper has seen a listing for an accident during beer pong. Ah, crazy drunks.

Drunk Hamsters - WTF!?!

It's like one of those cruel laboratory experiments, except these little rat-assed rodents are actually domesticated and clearly out for a good time in the household - Totally weird !!!

You Know You've Drunk Too Much When......

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess, & here are those results! If they want to put people off drinking they should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

Bad Night

How would you feel waking up with a hangover AND this?

The Drunker They Are ...

... the harder they fall.

Watching Drunk Girls Kiss

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

Drunk Celebs

It's nice to have a different view of the one we are usually used to, movie icons retouched to infinity & beyond being cool on the big screen. Well instead of looking up to them we can now gaze down as they lay drunk in the gutter - Cheers!

Drunk Woman at a Baby Shower

There is always that one person that has to get absolutely trashed at a baby shower. This, my friends, is an example of what I am talking about.

Drunk dude Sleeping in a Greyhound

Drunk Guy Falls on Table

This is why Saturday's Update went up late.