Women Versus Technology #2

Another example of why women should stay away from technology and make me a sammich.

Dice for nerds

Cats <3 Dolphins

Now here's a match that you would never consider to be made in heaven, more like planet 'WTF!?' They're probably not the most likely of friends, considering cats really hate water, but then love IS blind!

Technology via cakes

Are you a technology geek? If you are, these cakes are all made for you! Would you rather like to eat iPod cake or Blackberry cake

Toxic work

Need to understand the psychology of thin snakes, know all their habits, natural features, habitats.

Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective

Poor little Blake, all his secrets, like trying to hide that he hates school and that he's pee'd in a swimming pool and who his fav parent is, all come bubbling to the surface because you can't out with a lie detector on a talk show.

The Jew Girl

Hot on the heels of the smash TV show 'New Girl' is a girl called Bess. Just look at her cute little adorkable Jewish face! Isn't she just so funny, all the guys are going to think so much of her wacky ways and kookiness. She's like Zooey Deschanel crossed with Velma crossed with cliche after cliche. LOL!

The Daily Show Is All A Twitter

The Daily Show has just discovered Twitter. Send congratulations, courtesy of the The Future!

Middle aged women..falling down!

Whoever put this together is a genius.

Suicide Elmo

He's arguably the most well known out of all the Muppets and also arguably the most annoying. That's why it's so much fun when someone makes him do stuff like this...