What Does Your Beer Say About You?

So it's Guys/Girl's Night Out. You're either out at the bars, or chilling with a case. Here's what your drink choice says about you to everyone else.

Fat Kid Food Drop Tetris

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.

what does that even mean?

what does this remind you of?

what does this remind you of?

if what they say is true, this kid is very very well endowed.

Look what the kid has in his hand

What happened here?

THIS IS WHAT OLD AGE DOES TO YOU!!!

What the hell happened here?

Kid gets tasered at the John Kerry speech

It's a terrible shaky video, but you get to see the cops take down this kid for asking questions

Kid's got a nice bloody treat

That looks just awesome, now cook it, kid!

Iraqi kid has six fingers

Some people call this weird, I call it awesome.

Spelling bee kid spells Negus

Watch his face explode in shock after he actually got it right - wow.

Spoiled bitch 15 year old gets a Lexus for her birthday - and cries

This whore of a daughter has a hissy fit and loses it when she gets a Lexus as a present. A $67,000 car and she just flips out. Someone needs to punch her, real quick.

Surfing kid faceplants right into the sand

Didn't quite make it all the way to the water with that board!

Dumb kids tape them along with their young kid..on ecstasy

If this is true at all, it's very uncool.

Kid heartily approves of the cheers

As well as the scantily clad cheerers

Incredible baby sings Hey Jude

I have this strange feeling this kid is going to be a star some day.

How to break all your Ribs

This kid is gonna be in some serious friggin pain after he gets up. Made me cringe a bit.

Kid Smashes Lightbulb on his face

If MacGyver had to make a contraption that breaks light bulbs on the faces of idiots, and he only had safety pins and a cell phone, he would have made this.w

Ugly Faced Kid

Drunkin Donuts Kid

Video Game Possesed Kid

This runt, does NOT like to be videotaped. Part 2: "Kid gets pushed out of moving car door"

Tree Nails Kid in the Head

What goes down, usually comes back up. I know this because I drink too much.

Baltimore cop takes on a 14 year old skater

This policeman with attitude isn't taking crap from a 14 year old, no matter that the kid didn't do anything wrong. Who's side are you going to take?

What does a 3 year old kid think of Star Wars?

This kid is cute, and loves her science fiction!

kid imitates Miikka Kiprusoff during Flames Sharks series

COOL KID TRIPLE WAVE

Iraq kid only knows how to say "yes"

Ok, enough teasing him, just give him a pop tart!

Guitar Hero 2 kid dominates the Xbox 360 version of the game

This kid is goddamn amazing. Look for the solo at about 2:30...it's intense!