Forget a BEAR hug

i was really hoping for a FEMALE stripper maid

Best News Bloopers August 2014

Live news broadcasts are only ever any good because sometimes they mess up, and there's no way you can catch all the times the news media fails so this handy compilation will keep you up to date on all the news you'll ever need. Until next month.

Food Court Proposal Gone Wrong

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

Reasons Not to Buy an iPhone 5

If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.

Model Falls Through Runway

Christmas Letters: Part II

Webcomic. Tom mailes his Christmas letter to Sara Jean

The Blonde High Jump FAIL!

Oh man this is a perfect demonstration of the Flop. Only problem is she totally misses the height marker and fails so hard it is actually untrue. But then, she is a blonde!

Welcome to my window

Thanks for crashing by

Adriana Goes Native

It would be a pleasure to go back to nature with the buxom Adriana, surviving on just the basics, like fig leaves for clothes and casual sex to help pass the time. Who needs civilisation when you have funbags like these.