Judge Fudge: Crack Whore

Judge Fudge gets a witness to spill the beans just by being delicious.

Perfect Whitney Port's Photo Shoot

Being a photographer and having to do fashion shoots with hawt girls in their underwear must be a real drag of a job. You'd wake up in the morning, look at your schedule of hot babes and the smile would never leave your face.

Near Perfect Reflection

Damn nature, you reflective biatch! A perfectly still lake reflects a perfect scenic vista in such a perfect way that it's almost impossible to tell the reality from the reflection. But wait!?

'Perfect Timing' Table

It's Friday night, Rebecca Black's in bed & these ladies are getting ready for a night of booze & gambling. So why not start off with a couple of shots! Sounds like the perfect plan, but the table has other ideas....

The Perfect Woman!

Perfect Goatee

Damn, i thought this was all about poor old Goatse. Why can't this guy pronounce goatee properly? You wouldn't get this device near my face, hell no! It looks like an instrument of pure torture!

Just About Perfect

Joy of joys! Now this is what makes a great picture, not one single duck-face in sight and just a winning smile, look, asset, whatever is making the subject matter in question 'stand out' from the crowd. WANT!

Blonde Chick's Perfect Faceplant!

Blonde stereotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete. Better luck next time, because there will be one - OUCH!

Blonde Chick's Perfect Faceplant!

Blonde stereotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete. Better luck next time, because there will be one - OUCH!

Babes + Booze = The Perfect Cock'Tail

Nothing makes difficult social situations with chicks easier to break the ice than a dash of alcohol and a good party enviroment - Time to turn the volume up to '11' and let the drinks flow, especially if it's being consumed by these drunken delights !

Perfect Babysitter

In a perfect world over the hills and far away this happens. The wife goes out for the night, so who's going to look after the messy, infantile one? A fine young hottie like this delicious honey. Maybe, one day this dream will come true.

The "Perfect Girl" Song

This is so sweet I almost shed salt tears, but I can't cry because I had my tear ducts removed when I was 5 years old because my heart had turned to stone and it was the only way to save my life.

Perfect Pairs!

I bet you were thinking i was talking about funbags, you did, didn't you? Well, you were olnly half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight, yep, twins! Just imagine it, you will think you are seeing double! PERFECTION!

Blonde Chick's Perfect Faceplant!

Blonde sterotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete. Better luck next time, because there will be one - OUCH!

Perfect Babysitter

In a perfect world over the hills and far away this happens. The wife goes out for the night, so who's going to look after the messy, infantile one? A fine young hottie like this delicious honey. Maybe, one day this dream will come true.

Most Perfect Internet Video EVER!

It’s like the whole intertubes has been condensed down into a World-wide-web singluarity. Cats, weirdos, Asians, nutshot, chicks, general WTFness that makes you wonder if you’re not just caught inside a crazy man’s fevered dreams - WTF!?!

Perfect Pairs = Double Trouble!

I bet you were thinking i was talking about funbags, you did, didn't you? Well, you were olnly half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight, yep, twins! Just imagine it, you will think you are seeing double! PERFECTION!

Perfect Time For A Tasty Treat

Talk about working up an appetite! It's not often that ads turn to bloody murders to peddlel their wares. But this works SO well you can almost taste the well-earned snack this killer noms. WANT!

Crack Co-CoCaine

Pee Wee Crack Endorsement

Grape Soda Crack And Funnel Cakes

Crack baby for sure

Is American Idol Scripted Or Paula Abdul Is On Crack

Cat Crack - WTF!?!

Whoah. Cats on crack, autotuned to the max. You'll watch this video and wonder WTF you just experienced. But in 10 years time you'll suddenly breakdown while walking down the street and that's the time delay on how this bad craziness will affect you.

The Crack of Dawn

Which would you prefer, waking up each day to the crack of Dawn, or continually waking up each day to the crack of the cat? The cat can be great companionship in those lonely days but it doesn't look good in lacy underwear does it? Or does it.

The Crack of Dawn

Which would you prefer, waking up each day to the crack of Dawn, or continually waking up each day to the crack of the cat? The cat can be great companionship in those lonely days but it doesn't look good in lacy underwear does it? Or does it.

Jeb Corliss " Grinding The Crack"

This is just totally crazy, it's surprising this guy doesn't just combust in ball of badass the speed he's going at. The sound barrier is where this guy lives, such is his extreme lifestyle. Jeb Corliss, we salute you.

I’m On Crack

It's got dancing cats, it's got Mario references. The problem with this video is people will like it so much they are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people, who's face's are all gums.

crack head

This is what crack does to you

Check out this crazy, whacked out dude as he tries to sell some skaters some scarves