Nice Hat!

Can he even lift his head?

Conker's Bad Fur Day Soundboard

The biggest mother-buzzing soundboard out there.

No.1 Lover In New Orleans.

Step up a Mr. George Mauer, the ginga love ninja with a pedo grin that would scare off Pedo Bear. Let's hope this sign sees him being harassed forever until he dies his hair a colour that doesn't resemble urine.

Pearl Necklace

This guy’s got a whole barrel of excuses as to why he may’ve strayed while with his girlfriend, from shrooms to peyote, drugs can really make you do anything. But don’t worry, a diamond makes it all better.

Worst Face Plant EVER - OMFG!

He looks like he got off lightly considering they practically throw him onto his face. Not quite sure what they're trying to achieve here in the first place, other than slamming their buddy's face onto the ground which they excel themselves in!

who let her out?

Airbag Sofa Prank

This dude gets a shock when an airbag launches him off the sofa an into the air!

I Hate Religion, And Jesus Too

God is an angry being who has been made impotent by science and the lack of intelligent people believing in him. Why is it all atheists are know-it-all douchebags and religious types are generally dumb.

Dump Truck FAIL!

Someone this irresponsible should NOT be able to operate a dump truck!

Would You Give a Child a Light?

If a young kid walked up to you in the street with a cigarette in their hand and asked you for a light, what would you do? The good news is most people are outraged and refuse.