Too Soon?

How long should you leave it before mocking a country's national tragedy? 4 minutes? 5? Don't leave it too long or it'll cease to be topical. Putin is the T-1000 to Poland's John Connor.

Young, Fun & Soon To Be Full of....

Lets face it guys, there is nothing more 'WANT' on this planet than a cute chick wearing not-very-much - Actually there is!!! - LOTS of cute chicks together in the same location, with the same dirty thoughts in their minds - I think i'm in hottie heaven!

Never Gonna Give Up Trolling

Now this is a sublime piece of trolling. If you're going to bother trolling people you might as well do it in a masterful fashion, exuding consummate skill and prowess like a sleek ninja of the keyboard.

Too Soon?

One man’s humor is another man’s horror – There’s NO accounting for some peoples tastes :/

Awsome New Apple In Stores Soon

I've heard the next major Apple innovation is a click-wheel human face, once click to breath, two to eat & so on...

Talk about getting screwed

A few more cranks and he's going to be in a bit of pain

THE CHILDREN

The Christmas holidays. What starts as a relaxing house party for two
families coming together to celebrate the festive season gradually turns
into a horrifying fight for survival as one by one the children mysteriously
fall ill and begin to turn against their parents with increasingly
disturbing consequences.

Sporting Screw Ups

A compilation of people publicly humiliating themselves.

'Me Gonna Love You Ling Time!'

The lovely Ling just continues to amaze us with her incredible assets and those insanely pulse-raising dance moves she can come up with whenever she is in front of a webcam. She is one incredibly cute girl.

Mommy & Daddy Are Gonna Kill Me

It's time for some major adorbz, with a little girl who has the cutest voice in the entire universe. But the problem is, although this video ends like everything turns out all right in the end. When she & Miles got home, mommy & daddy killed them both.

Haters Gonna HATE!

So many 'Haters Gonna Hate' memes that by the end the words will have no meaning. Enough to ward off even the most die hard forum trolls. But remember, you may think people are hating but in reality, nobody really even gives a shit.

Ferris - Coming Soon!!!?

What could this mean? An older, podgier Matthew Broderick in a white bathrobe hinting that he might be planning to pull a sick-day off from work? Is it a Ferris Bueller sequel? Or just some lame commercial for carbonated vegetable extracts? So many questions?

that's gonna make someone a real tasty sandwich

that's gonna make someone a real tasty sandwich

That's Gonna Hurt

Bad Girls Are Gonna Get BAD!

"Bad Girls, bad girls whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" Personally I'm going to be an incredibly happy man, especially if they look anything like these beauties. So. Many. Hot. Girls. Mind. Going. Into. Overload.....DROOL!

If You're Gonna Spew...

I wonder what the criteria was when looking for a new TV presenter for this show? We need someone young, someone cool that the kids can relate to. Leather jacket, a bit manly. Oh yeah nearly forget, and we need you to puke like a drunken bum.

Screw Yousiccal the Musical

It's a musical with a deep, nasty sexual message

No cat's gonna tell ME if I gotta keep my fork or not!

blood trail

5 years
3 wars
1 photographer

Sarajevo, 1993. Robert King, a 24-year-old art graduate from Memphis aims to be the youngest ever Pulitzer Prize winner. In contrast to the bravado of the ‘press-pack’, he wears his heart on his sleeve and is completely unashamed about his inexperience.
Through Bosnia, Chechnya and Iraq the film follows his extraordinary attempts to break into war photography.

blood trail

5 years
3 wars
1 photographer
Sarajevo, 1993. Robert King, a 24-year-old art graduate from Memphis aims to be the youngest ever Pulitzer Prize winner. In contrast to the bravado of the ‘press-pack’, he wears his heart on his sleeve and is completely unashamed about his inexperience.
Through Bosnia, Chechnya and Iraq the film follows his extraordinary attempts to break into war photography.

summer

As kids, Shaun and Daz are inseparable, skipping school, racing bikes, knocking about down
by the lake with Katy, Shaun’s first love. Full of life, Shaun runs up against an education
system that cannot contain him. He is squeezed and eventually spat out, taking Daz down
with him as he self‐destructs.

Twenty years later, Daz is in a wheelchair and has eight weeks to live. Shaun is left to reflect
on one gilded summer of love, sex and loyalty that marked the end of his innocence. His
memories lead him to track down Katy, in a bid for personal redemption. This is a story of
bright lives unfulfilled, of hopes that are snuffed out and then, finally, rekindled.

the easter bunny's gonna have to choke a bitch

the easter bunny's gonna have to choke a bitch

Faintheart Movie

Faintheart is directed by Vito Rocco and stars Eddie Marsan as Richard, a homestore employee with a nerdy passion for Viking re-enactments. However, when his latest battle causes him to be late for his father-in-law's funeral (and turn up in chain mail), his long suffering wife Cath (Jessica Hynes) realises she's had enough and begins a trial separation. Richard is convinced he can win Cath back, but he hasn't reckoned on the attentions of slimy PE teacher Gary (Paul Nicholls), who's also getting closer to Richard's son Martin (Tim Healy). Meanwhile, Richard's Star Trek obsessed best friend Julian (Ewen Bremner) begins a tentative relationship with the mother (Bronagh Gallagher) of a fellow Trekkie he met online.
http://www.myspace.com/faintheartthemovie

Are you ready to get wasted?

Official website: http://www.shroomsthemovie.co.uk
- Uk release November 23, 2007

A group of American teens comes Ireland to visit an Irish school friend who takes them on a camping trip in search of the local, fabled magic mushrooms. When the hallucinations start taking hold, the panicked friends are attacked by ghostly creatures; never able to determine if they are experiencing gruesome reality or startling delirium. When one teenager unknowingly eats the dangerous Death's Head mushroom, the group's nightmare takes a deeply sinister turn...

R u ready to get wasted?

Uk release Nov. 23, 2007.

http://www.shroomsthemovie.co.uk

Train cars actually fitted with those messed up warnings

They mean something completely different than what you'd think..

I don't think grabbing your crotch is gonna help, fella

Anthem Screw up

This girl actually finished the anthem a few days later on a morning news show..

Girls with curly hair are gonna love this one

I'd get my kid out of this school as soon as possible