9 Ways To Treat A Woman

It's true, there's only 9 ways to treat the female of the species, and here they are laid out for you in an easily digestible format, learn them all and then watch as women flock to you offering to wash your feet, cook you dinner, etc - LOL!

Just look at how much this chick can FLEX!

Everyone is thinking it...can she eat herself out?

Photographer Markku Landesmaki's Photo Gallery

Photographer Markku Landesmaki displays his lush talent through this series of pictures. He displays the best in photography art; capturing the right moment and allowing the picture to tell a complex story but only for those who pay close attention to detail.

Team mascot falls and smashes his nuts in

No more cheering for the team..without a pack of ice, that is

He Fought The Law And The Law Lost

This guy sounded like he had a pretty solid argument going with the cops but finally decided that he was faster than both of them and took off. Sad the cops only made it 10 steps before giving up.

This chick is HOT!

Celeb Heads in Jars

Futurama was right, celebrities of the future will be preserved as disembodied heads in jars, and one of those celebs will be the undead, taut-faced form of Joan Rivers, her looks kept youthful by hourly injections of stem cells straight into her jowls.

10 Lamest Happy Meals Ever

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Plastic Bag - WTF!?!

A plastic bag and its epic journey across the barren landscapes of America searching for its maker - Not like the ones that douche from American Beauty was filming. No, this plastic bag has the voice of filmmaker Werner Herzog - AWESOME!

Huge mass of skiiers

Just think, one of them goes down, and you'll soon have a huge rolling ball of skiers!